*Bob and Chad stand in the back of the south hall. Many of the attendees are entering and finding a seat.*
Chad: Game time is very close now.
Bob: Now, will they kiss at the end?
Chad: Most likely.
Bob: We’ve done a lot of weddings haven’t we.
Chad: And surprisingly you weren’t always a problem at them
Bob: Remember when we did Britney’s first wedding? Back when she didn’t look like a coke whore.
Chad: I’ve always felt that it was a very contrived wedding. Even now, after all the other falling star weddings we’ve done.
Bob: I think she just wants the attention. I mean, she never caught my attention on the Mickey Mouse Club. But she aged well enough. As with most Club members, they were probably “surprised” a lot by Mickey. And that leads to the need to feel wanted and pretty.
Chad: Oh how times change. *Pauses* Wait, you still watch MMC reruns?
Bob: Are you really that surprised?
Chad: *shakes his head* I just figured you would have moved on to some other show with better style.
Bob: You wouldn’t understand.
Chad: Somehow I’m glad I don’t
*A loud scream causes the two to give their attention to the entrance by the stage. Seconds later a body comes crashing though it. Someone with red hair. A young girl staggers through the door, her clothes torn and body covered with cuts. She regains her balance and started to make her way to the exit.*
Bob: Sweet ungodly nice loli! That’s that Fruits chick!
Chad: Wait, someone is following
*Creeping though the door covered in drying blood, Jungy pursues Tohru. The same clothes that she wore during the interview are now torn and shredded.*
Chad: This is not good.
Bob: CAT FIGHT!!!
*Attendees are quickly moving out of the battlefield as a group of armed guards appear. Jungy turns to meet them but smiles cynically as she sees Nana trailing the guards. Blood erupts from the middle of the group, the guards scatter and Jungy returns to the pursuit.*
Chad: *Has his hand to his ear* Yes sir, I understand.
Bob: *Turns to the camera* We’re sorry folks, but we are now going to have technical difficulties.
*The screen goes blank for a second and then changes to*
Nice Boat
**
