The Wedding of Otaku Legends

Bob: *nods his head* Nice Boat.

Chad: That it is.

Bob:*Looks around* It would seem that the clean up crew is finished. Her laughter sounded like the cackle of a hyena in heat.

Chad: You know, that sounds about right. *Watches as the last of the clean up crew leaves* Once everyone is seated, the ceremony will start.

Bob: Hey, isn’t that a death march?

Chad: *Stops to listen to the organ* It is fitting. I hear that there will be a funeral for Ms Tohru after the wedding.

Bob: What about Jungy?

Chad: Most likely desecration, so I think that it will be held after the two gals leave for the airport. Till then , the corpse is under heavy security and Nana was ordered not to go there.

Bob: Who ordered her?

Chad: Ms Zakuro I believe.

Bob: Ah.

Chad: *Points to the Reverend’s door* I here that Reverend Nana will be doing the funeral as well.

Bob: One wedding and a mass funeral, things never get old do they.

Chad: Surprisingly no.

*The loud chatter of the hall grows as more people take their seats. Bob’s eyes are expertly trained on the Key animation section.*

Bob: I am so grateful that Misuzu agreed to be a ring bearer. Otherwise I don’t think some of my favorite Lolis would be here.

Chad: I don’t see Ayu though.

Bob: I know, she’s one of my all time obsessions. Sucks.

*The death march stops*
Chad: It seems they are changing the organ player. It looks like they will be having Sayuri of the Key girls play the bridle march.

Bob: Ah, yuri.

*The chatter in the hall dies down.*

Chad: *Watches as R Nana comes out onto the stage, followed by his sister who is dressed in a vibrant red dress.* Here we go.

R Nana: *Puts on a pair of cat ears*

Bob: *snickers* Neko Nana Mode

Chad: Shh…