They go and open my cell wall to a secret passage and just leave it open after they go through. SCORE! So I follow. Until the were attacked by some scary lookin' robed dudes. One knight dies and the rest move on. I so pilfered the corpses of the dead. Got me a sword and a comfy robe. After, I tried to go through the door the knights took the old dude but they'd locked it. Bastards.
So I was made to trudge through caverns. Which were full of rats, big ass rats, and zombies. I mean, WTF. Zombies? Could my day get any worse?
I did get some shoddy armor and a bow with arrows, so I wasn't as bad off as I first thought.
Well after what felt like hours within the caverns I find myself back in the secret passage and hear the old dude's group talkin' about me. The creeper was wondering where I was, all worried and stuff. I decide to step out of the shadows and the meaner of the knights is all threatenin' to kill me like I'm some assassin. But the creeper stopped him and started to talk to me about fate and destiny, and boldly going, and a new frontier and the end of something and how I was somehow connected and stuff.
I was really tempted to tell him to shove his destiny up his wrinkly rear-end, and that I'd boldly go where I boldly want, but again didn't because of the knights and their sharp swords.
He then wanted me to come with them. So I did, it was better than the caverns. So we are walking along till we reached a dead end, a TRAP! And I was left to watch over the creeper, who revealed that he was the emperor and that he was fated to die here and stuff. So he gave me a special amulet to give to some guy and then said I was the hope of the kingdom or something. Then he died by a surprise attack I let happen and the mean knight cried and gave me a key to the sewers where I was to leave and complete the creeper's... I mean emperor's dying wish.
Yeah, right. I'll get to it, maybe. I wonder how much I can hock the amulet for.
So I make haste to the sewer exit before the mean knight changed his mind. More big ass rats and zombies.
Freedom!!
I'd forgotten what the sun looked like.
To Be Continued..... (NEXT)
