Where thoughts go to think.
Been a long time otaku (if you use that word in a nice way), traveled to many exotic places, been shot at in at least two, and have a habit of writing short stories to pass the time.
Hang around a bit, you might find something you like.
For fun and gaming in one, try my Elder Scrolls: Oblivion adventure logs.
My Steam: HERE
I'm usually connected when I'm home.
I am currently working on something that is a bit off the norm for my writing. The general gist is it is an interpretation more than an original tale. It's a short piece, a few chapters, so to speak. When I submit it I'll give a better explanation of the piece. While I am by no means a fast writer, I like to think that it's because I put a lot of care into what I write.
Also, kudos goes to my roommate for letting me borrow her laptop to work on this newer project.
Some of you may already know, some don't, that I am attempting to write an actual novel length story. Using THIS as my template, I am writing all that has happened before it. The world is vivid in my mind and waiting to be traveled through. It will be written all from a first person, past tense view.
I freakin love German pastries.
NNM
Gravity is a force of attraction.
Earlier me and my roommate went out for some coffee at this place just off base. I was going to start the second half of my 24hrs shift and she was just about to get on her shift. Neither of us have been to this place before, but as I sat there across from her, chatting away, I had a very strong sense of deja vu. That place, my company, I had seen it before in a dream.
Now this isn't the first time that this particular kind of deja vu has happened. Many times I've had dreams, or some thought of dreams, that put me in that exact situation, place, company, and it is jarring. I'm used to it though.
Finally saw Push. I though it was good, my roommate said it was "interesting," I hate when she doesn't elaborate. I could so go for the "push" power, maybe even the "shifting." I hate catching up on new movies and the like. I forget things, become disinterested. But whatever.
Continuing on with my comedic shorts based on movie titles, I give you:
The last Starfighter-
Fred slowly made his way down the narrow corridor. It was late night and everyone was in their quarters. He had to do this. He wanted to do this. It was in his blood.
The door creeked as he opened it. "Who's there?" A voice asked as Fred quietly slipped into the room. "I know you're there." The voice continues.
Fred could feel it. The tension, the livid fear. It was time.
With a flash of light Fred leapt at the man screaming, "A CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!!" His arms flailed, "Die Arnold Schwarzenegger!"
Poor, poor Fred died. The last of the people who challanged the stars.
NNM
Lest ye wonder why women love chocolate
If you are wondering about the title, join the club. I woke up this morning with a 50's acappella type guy group singing that phrase. The best description of the "band" is that they sounded quite similar to the group from the Carmen Sandiego game show from yesteryears. Now, heres why it is weird. I don't have a radio alarm, and instead use my phone. But even that didn't wake me up. I can't even remember my dream, so the fact that that 50's group is singing in my head either means I'm legally insane, or I've heard it in the past.
So if any of you might know if that phrase is an actual song phrase, I'd so like to know.
Now for my daily dose of humor. This is an oldie but goldie of mine. I did a few comedic shorts basing their names from movies. This one is:
Flight of the Narcissist-
"You are so pretty." Alan stared at the gorgeous god of a man that stared back at him, "You are my whole life. I could never think of loving anyone else."
Someone banged on the door to the room, "Sir!"
Alan ignored the voice, "Just ignore that man without love." He told the wonderous thing that still looked lovingly at him, "It's just you and me here. We are the only ones left in this world."
The person banged again, "Sir! You've been in there the whole flight and we are about to land. Please return to your seat!"
Alan sighed, "What a pain." He tapped the bathroom mirror, "I'll talk to you once we get to the hotel." With that he left the plane's bathroom and returned to his seat feeling very dejected.
NNM
Lest ye forget
Last night, my not so new, new laptop took a tumble down two flights of stairs. One of the offices I hang out in at night is on the second floor and I was on my way back home from there. Well, ever have one of those total body convulsing sneezes? I usually carry my laptop in a back pack, but that was back in my office. So, sneeze ensues and laptop flies and color drains from my face and doom emits from my silent mouth.
One of the computer techs on base is checking my HD to see if it still works and if data needs recovery. I was able to salvage the RAM, so That's a very small victory. The CD/DVD RW was totaled. I am crying as I type this. This is about as bad as the time I forgot I had my phone on me and stood next to the MRI. I'm waiting for the coup de gras of my data being irretrievable. My friend if good, and he can do alot, but my luck just doesn't seem in it.
Now for some humor. I've been referencing this song my last few signatures. It is from season 6 of Scrubs, it is a musical episode. The song is called "Guy's Love" and JD and Turk duet it:
Guy's Love-
J.D.:
Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will
always talk and stare.
Turk:
I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside, cause this bear can't stand the world's distain, and
sometimes it's easier to hide.
Both:
Then explain our guy love, that's all it is, guy love, he's mine I'm his. There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
Turk:
You ask me 'bout this thing we share
J.D. :
And he tenderly replies...
Turk:
It's guy love
Both:
Between two guys
Turk:
we're closer than the average man and wife
J.D.
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
Turk:
You know I'll stick with you for the rest of my life
J.D.:
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
Turk (spoken):
Whoa, Whoa, I just took out his appendix
J.D.:
There's no need to clarify.
Turk:
Oh No?
J.D.:
Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend
Turk:
But in a totally manly way.
Both:
Let's go! It's guy love, don't compromise the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky
J.D.:
I'll be there to care through all the lows
Turk:
I'll be there to share the highs. uh!
Both:
It's guy love between two guys
J.D.:
And when I say, I love you Turk. It's not what it implies.
Both:
It's guy love between two guys
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Peace out
If you are wondering why I am awake, blame my roommate. She came back a hour ago on her break screaming, fireworks. And so, in my half tired state, I listened, heard nothing, and said as much. But, in her enthusiastic mood, she happily informed me that they will be starting back in the states really soon.
Well, she just left back to the hospital, after a few rounds of We Love Katamari. I'm probably going to be up for another hour, getting myself a midnight snack. But, For all of you in the states, Happy 4th of July. Hope you all enjoy the shows you go see.
NNM
It's guy love, there's no compromise.
