Quotations! Lets Begin:
"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."-John Kenneth Galbraith
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."-Winston Churchill
"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse."-unknown
"In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity."-Konrad Adenauer
And to finish off:
"Everybody knows that the great Russian poet Maiakovsky committed suicide. What is not so well known is that his last words were, 'Comrades, don't shoot.'"-Fred Botten
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No, I will not feed the birds
