With a throbbing headache, Naruto yawned himself awake. He sat up and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. In a daze he looked left and looked right. He had no idea where he was. It definitely wasn't his apartment. He decided to check his condition. There wasn't anything all that wrong with him but... he wasn't wearing any clothes. Luckily he was covered in a blanket... but why wasn't he wearing any clothes?!
And he still had no idea where he was.
He couldn't sense any threatening chakra so he tentatively stood while keeping himself covered. Then as he used every ounce of his ninja training and was planning on tiptoeing the fuck out of there when...
"Narutoooooooooo~"
Out of a steamy bathroom a large woman appeared clad in only a towel... Naruto didn't stay a moment longer.
'Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.'
He remembered drinking and he was naked in some woman's house. Even he could put that together. Though he was having a hard time remembering what happened in between, maybe there was a reason for that. Some things were better left forgotten.
So through the streets of Konoha he ran, desperately clinging to the blanket around his waist. He managed to get to his apartment and quickly jumped through an open window. Once he was safe and sound in his living room/bedroom/kitchen he headed straight for his liquor cabinet.
"I need a drink..." He muttered solemnly.
Though when he opened it he found it to be empty. That was weird... he didn't remember drinking that much. He stared at his empty cabinet when he saw a yellow post-it note out of the corner of his eye.
"It's all in the trash." - S
".............................." Naruto sat wordlessly staring at the note... several expensive bottles of scotch, wine, absinth... down the drain... how the hell was he going to survive?
