Kakashi:

To unmask him is hell,
I tripped over my kunai and fell.
A thousand years of pain was all that I gained,
Naruto did nothing but complain.
All day he reads Jiraiya’s book, and never lets you take a look.
He looses himself on the road of life,
yet strangely he still doesn’t have a wife.
Sasuke learns his lightening blade,
this is the only jutsu kakashi has ever made.
Gai can’t stand his cool exterior,
perhaps because he feels inferior.