TAGS ARE THE SHIT. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

1) What name do you go by?
Naruto, Knucklehead... Shortie... (Hime, I hate you)

2) Is there someone you would go out of your way to help?
Apparently, my best friend is such an idiot, he NEEDS my help

3) If so, who.
Sas-gay :]

4) Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
I sorta have one you know *lifts shirt and pokes curse seal* Can I get a new design?

5) If yes, what would it be and where?
GET IN MAH BELLY. What?

6) What colour is your room?
A light green.

7) What is your favourite animal?
Ummm... an animal that doesn't feel the need to piss on my foot. .~.

8) If you could have a super power what would it be?
I'ma kill your ass.

9) Where are you right now?
Currently, I'm in the Hokage's office, on her computer :]

10) What is your greatest fear in life?
>> I am Naruto, I have no fear.

11) If there was one thing you could change about yourself what would it be. And why?
My height, I'm too damned short, I'm going to loom over you Hime. JUST WATCH ME.

12) If you could be anyone in the whole world fiction or non fiction who would it be and why?
Uh, duh. Myself.

13) Have you ever played the floor is made out of lava?
Nah, me and my friends were always too lazy.

14) What is your religious status?
Atheist.

15) Do you have a pet?
*Looks at wallet* :D GAMA-CHAN!

16) What is your current favourite song?
Don't listen to music much.

17) What are are your favourite colours?
ORANGE

18) What is your all time favourite baddie or group?
Ummmm... who cares...?

19) Who do you think is the greatest of all time?
Meh.

20) Is there something you should be doing right now?
Probably some Admin stuff.

21) Who is your best friend?
Sasuke, even though he's total idiot. And Alex.

22) What is your favourite season?
Summer, we have the best festivals around here in the summer.

23) What do you do to pass the time?
What do you think? And no, it's not jacking off, I torment people.

24) Who would you want to play as you, in a movie of your life?
*Raises eyebrow*

25) Do your prefer apples or pears
Because of Alex, I'm addicted to Apples xD

26) Are you the type of person to make promises you know you cannot keep?
I never go back on my word, because that's my nindo, MY NINJA WAY. THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT. HA. GO GET BENT!

27) When is it ok to lie?
Yeah.

28) What is your worst memory?
Figuring out my dad sealed the beast inside me... WHAT. A. DOUCHE!

29) Coffee or tea?
Tea.

30) Do you smoke?
That's for me to know ;] Naruto needs some sort of release... I'm totally kidding, Alex would kill me if I smoked.

31) Do you drink?
HA. YEA.

32) How would you spend your ultimate day?
*Grabs a bunch of red, and multi coloured paint cans, and some make-up* Watch out Konoha, HERE I COME!

33) Do or did you enjoy school?
Enjoyed the friends, didn't enjoy failing >~<

34) Is there someone you love?
Iruka-Sensei, "Dad", Jiraiya, and my friends. And sorta Kakashi, but he's a little iffy. AND ALEX. TOTALLY. *Is saying this so she doesn't kill me*

35) What are your life dreams?
To become Hokage, duh.

36) Have you ever tasted the rainbow?
What the fuck are you talking about?

37) Which do you think is more important love or money?
I guess love, though a little extra cash wouldn't hurt, you know?

38) What do you think of art?
Anything that activates more than just one sense, makes you think, makes you feel, and can be taken away from you.

39) What do you think your friends think of you?
"He's an idiot." "Moron." "GET OFF ME." Wow... why haven't I committed suicide yet? *Nudges Kishimoto* Get on with it!

40) What do you want to be when you grow up?
Uh, Hokage. UTTER, DUH.

41) How do you want to die?
In action, dying of a heart attack is just lame.

42) What do you think of your best friend?
He's a douche most of the time. *Not lying*

43) What is your favourite weather?
Something where I could go outside

44) Can you swim?
Yup

45) Favourite food?
- - Do I really have to answer...? *Sighs* Ramen. Duh. But I really like dango.

46) Favourite book?
I don't read, to... work induced.

47) What is the most stupid thing you have ever done?
Whatever I've done to be saved by Sasuke, is stupid.

48) What is the craziest thing you have ever eaten?
- - *not. Answering*

49) What is the worst thing you ever drank?
*Thinks back to training with Kiba and shivers* Akamaru... UGGGHH.

50) What will you never ever do again?
TRAIN WITH KIBA AND AKAMARU. STUPID PISS TECHNIQUE.

51) What was the most stupid idea you have ever had?
*Didn't have any stupid ideas that he doesn't carry out*

52) Best prank ever?
*Coughs and looks away*

53) What are your top 3 most annoying things ever?
Children, Chasing after friends who ran away *hint hint*, - - when I have to baby-sit Akamaru.

54) Do you hate my quiz?
It's diverse, though most of my answers were the same.

55) Who was the last person you saw?
Ummm... Sakura...?

56) What was the last thing you did?
Took a piss. ;] Actually, I woke up.

57) What is your favourite element?
Wind

58) What would you do if I offered you some dark chocolate?
I would've said it looked like shit and thrown it out a window, hitting Kiba no the head.

59)The world will end in 3 minutes what will you do?
Eat ramen, and get totally trashed, goodbye world, you treated me like utter shit.

60) Will you rate this quiz? 1 being crap 10 being awesome.
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