I am officially the worst host of all time! CHA! Wait... wrong persona. My bad. But my notion still stands. I haven't updated a damn thing in the past few months... posted? Wow. I'm completely out of touch with theOtkau. SO. I have an excuse to start updating again, I need to nerd up. I have no idea what I'm saying anymore, but I am back. For a short amount of time probably but I'm going to milk that short amount of time! If anyone has seen my wife, please let me know, I haven't seen or heard from her for months.

PSST. I have an "iPhone" now, so theO should definitely make an app so I can update really quickly. Since I'm a bum. Message me sometime, will ya?