I found these three youtube videos: things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts, parts 1, 2, and 3. I don't know how to put a youtube video in a post so...go look them up, Harry Potter fans. They're awesome. I laughed so hard...
"I will not charm the statues to reenact a "knights of the round table" scene"...WHY NOT???
"Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. 'Polishing my wand' in the common room is not".
"Saying 'real Beaters do it with Wood' is not funny"...yes, it is.
"I will not tell first years that Snape is the voice of God"...can't imagine why not...
So...go check them out! There are some references to Star Trek and Monty Python and Lord of the Rings...and Pokemon! (I do not have a Pikachu patronus).
Here's the url for part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeowVXep4fw
the url for part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tBvEm8rLkk&feature=related
and the url for part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNG23CE_BK0&feature=related
I don't know how to give the links for things, but type those into the url bar.
Oh, one more, my personal favorite: "Asking Lupin "Are you f***ing serious?" Isn't even funny the first time." Yes, it very much is.