Is Negi the best in the world, or the Magic Country?
Both Sucka!

Why does Asuna long for Negi?
She Doesn't Sucka!

Nodoka loves Negi!
I Know Sucka!

Negima will be cancelled...
OMG if that were true, I would cut myself so much that I'll surpass the Emo Society and will never live in this inhumane, socialist world. I will instead watch Higurashi... OMG the agony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sucka!