ARRAGH! my finger!
Never fear, I is here!
Who the hell are you?
Hospital man is the name, healing people is my game!
Shut the fuck up and put my thumb back on!
I will after you fill out this form and wait in waiting room 1.
Bite me! *slap*
Oww *begins filling in own form* Done. Hospital man, await!
You my friend, my are an idiot.
At least im going to get some medical attention. In 3 hours, but still!!!
Idiot.
SHUT UPPPPP!
OMG! emoticon!
so now im cool.
you were, but then you stopped putting emoticons...and im still missing a thumb. You are the worst superhero ever! Y U so gay?!
say sorry and ill fix your finger.
NEVAR!
Fine, four fingers.
A thumb isnt a finger.
so? And it is. its still on your hand.
Oh thank you mr fancy i went to medical school and save the world with forms.HELP ME MORON!
I will, when you say sorry, and for your info, i dropped out.
Explains a lot.
you dont want your thumb back, do you?
im going to a hospital.
Noooo! not the hospital! those idiots are putting me out of buiness. the last time i saved something was in 2003!
let me get this straight
1.you dropped out if med school
2.you became super dumdum
3.you make people fill out forms before attending to them.
4. you are holding my thumb? give it back!
what if i gave you drugs that you're allergic to? you could sue me!
I will if you dont get my thumb reattached in the next 3 seconds!
3!
2!
fine.
1!
Thats it! im calling...oh...im dialing with my thumb..
done.
How the hell?
superpowers
still weird.
Can you do anything else? like cure cancer?
No. i just fix thumbs.
stupidest.power.ever. how did you know i lost my thumb?
magic...
you said you have superpowers.
shut up. you have a thumb. be happy.
i am. thanks.
my bill will come in 3 days.
your joking, right?
Hospital man, await!
WTF?!