Welcome. Would you like a tarot card reading? Don't worry, the first one is free. Darn, dropped a card. There is no turning back. Ok there is but it sounds more interesting if I say that. Anyway here we go...

(Insert magic weird sounding words here)
and here are your cards.

The pineapple card
The death card
The 4 four leaf clover card

What does it mean?
It may mean nothing.
It may mean everything.
Goodbye.

Disclamer!
I got this idea from animal crossing's fortune teller. All rights go nintendo and bla bla bla and I will not charge anything for any of my fortune tellings and never will and I was no trying to steal anything from anyone. OK?