So out of the three computers in my house, none of them can run Portal. The family computer doesn't have a good enough video card, and while both my laptop and my dad's pass that requirement, neither of ours has a sufficient speed.

... I can't has GLaDOS. DDDD: Screw you and your pretty graphics, Valve.

This video makes me feel marginally better.

*goes to cry more bitter tears* DDDDDDDDDDD: