just got done thinking of what it would be like to talk to god...

Me: God, what is a million years to you?
GOD: ONE MINUTE
Me: What is a million dollars to you?
...GOD: ONE PENNY
Me: God, can I have a penny? ^^
GOD: IN A MINUTE
Me: ... HEY!

after all i would exspect him to act like the rest of my friends!