THE FUUUUUU?!?! WHAT THE HELL?!?! Imagine sitting at lunch with a chubby greasy looking girl you went to high school with who wears ti dye and doesnt wear a bra or underwear because she is a hippy. You dont have the heart to hell her to fuu off because you were mean to her in high school.
now that i have painted a lovely picture of this girl
i told her i didnt like port, but i eat chicken. she replied with do you know all of the hormone and chemicals they pump into that chicken
my reply... well i buy the organic free range chicken breast
Oh that is still filled with fluoride, hormones and all this bad crap no listen dude listen let me tell you everything that you are eating *picks up a vanilla cupcake with green frosting and eats it* seriously there is so much bad stuff in there let me...
*interrupt* your argument is invalid you are on your tenth cupcake... you know how bad those are?! you know all of the shit in there?!?!
*looks at her stack of cupcake wrappers and frosting* i didnt eat the frosting
my sister randomly: you have frosting smeared on your cheek
i cant stand people who pretend to be something i wanted to throw that cupcake in her face... like seriously.... the eff huh the eff
