let me paint you lovely people a very crazy picture....

Yesterday it was a perfect afternoon I was sitting in the school library longing to go out into the warmth of the beautiful spring day. I finally put my books away and stepped into the cool breezy air. There was a nice little picnic table under a tree so I stepped towards it hoping to relax and bask in the sun. Out of nowhere i hear a man scream "Holy Crap"! I glanced up and saw a huge Doe running towards me. Her mouth was foaming from the excretion and fright of being trapped on campus! Startled and a bit nervous I backed up in hopes of avoiding a collision. My sudden movement startled the deer then BAM! CRASH! SCREAM! She lunged through the library window and began to jump on the desks and tried to jump back out another window. A swarm of people ran out of the building and held the door open. Within seconds the deer ran out and dashed towards the woods.

I was a little relieved the deer missed me but then i realized the window she ran into was the window i was right in front of! that deer was going to run at me regardless of where i was ha ha

sad thing is this is a true freakin story! ugh my college is soooooo redneck ha ha