so i logged onto my crunchyroll account after years and years of neglect and found this precious gem ha ha seriously what was i even thinking ha ha:
WORLD DOMINATION PLANS!!!!!
Title: Zombie Mayhem
Description: Threaten to inject everybody on the planet with a zombie virus if they refuse to join in your plan for world domination!!!!
Price: Really expensive if you do not already have a zombie virus (available on ebay, limited time offer)
Success Rate: 40% that everyone will obey your order... 35% that you will have to turn everyone into a zombie... 5% that when everyone is a zombie.... they will eat you... 20% that another person will obtain zombie virus A257 and counter act your plan.
Damage: As long as everyone obeys you there will be no damage... if you turn everyone into a zombie.. still no damage its a win win situation.
Failure Consequence:
If it doesn't work... no one will ever invite you to a sleep over again. Or everyone will be very upset that you threatened to turn them into a zombie and perhaps try to kill you.
Success Consequence: You will have finally achieved world domination!!!! However... people will probably hate you and talk about you behind your back... and still try to turn you into a zombie (this could work to your advantage... you could threaten to bite everyone if they do not give you back your right as leader of the world... granted that your a smart zombie who doesnt always think about brains!)
