I was thinking about this for a while. Since Barrel is one of my favorite NBC character and since Barrel loves Jess, I thought this would be cute. This happens when Deiara is hung over from some stew from Lock and Barrel is trying to feed Jess the stew. It's to the opera tune of Cameron.
"I hope you love it my love." Barrel cooed. Jess nearly gagged. Barrel starts to sing.
Barrel:My chains of love now hold you tight
It means that everything will be alright
Jess:You will not change
My mind one smidge
I'll send you
Scraming off a very tall bridge
Barrel:Please marry me!
Jess:You annoy me
I'll chase you
Up against a giant tree
Barrel:Well, I don't care
You are so sweet
Be by my side and
You'll get candy to eat.
"Ready? 3, 2, 1. Let's dance!" Jess started to dance.
Jess:Reconsider
Your train of thought
You think I'm cute
But you are not
You tie up Deiara
Over some stew
I'll think it over
When this is through
My dreams will stay
With my friends, you see
I'm sorry to say
Stop loving me!!!
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And that's where Jess hits Barrel over the head and then saves Deiara. The next song will be Disturbia by Rihanna.
~Jess
~Shukaku
This is a deleted song scene from one of the parts of the story. This is was before Jess joins singing with Lock, Shock, and Barrel. I didn't put these lyrics cuz' it'll make the story longer. Here are the lyrics:
L,S,B:Hail to Dark Kyuubi!
Jess will never win!
When you find our booby traps
They will do you in!
Shock:First we brought this whole big mess
To take this town away from Jess!
We knew she'd fight to set things right
So we got bad guys to her death!
Lock:Ghosts and skeletons galore!
Brain washed fighters wanting more!
They're rising up from every tomb
To torment Jess and seal her doom!
L,S,B:Hail to Dark Kyuubi!
Put Jess to the test!
Keep her guessing all the time
Never let her rest!
Barrel:Then Mister Dark Fox man
Shock:Can take the whole town over then!
Lock:He'll be so pleased, I do declare!
L,S,B:The whole world should beware!
Wheee!
Lock:With D.Kyuubi as our the king
We'll get away with everything!
No more scolding for our pranks!
The new King D., let's give thanks!
Barrel:A trick a day, oh, why stop there?
We'll do whatever! We won't care!
And everyone will come to know
We run the show! Hey, life's unfair!
L,S,B:Hail to Dark Kyuubi!
This is so much fun!
We make mischief day and night
Our work is never done!
Shock:Beause Mister Dark Kyuubi
Is the meanest guy around!
Lock:If I were on his darklist
I'd get out of town!
Barrel:He'll be so pleased by our success!
Shock:That he'll reward us too, I bet!
L,S,B:I wonder what it's going to be!
We cannot wait to see!
Wheee!
And then they start all over again, but this time Jess joins in. Next will be a new NBC song and a song request scene for Cate.
~Jess
~Shukaku
"Okay, it's my turn to play." Akane smiled evilly.
"Wait a minute! I have to go get someone." Jess said, "Just invite Hybrid over." She ran to get someone. Akane shrugged as Deiara tied Sasuke to the blue saw. Sasuke looked away and said, "Hn..." as always. Jess came back with a mystery guest and she tied him next to Sasuke. Akane spun the wheel.
"Round, round, round the wheel goes, where it stops you ask? Akane knows! It's time for..." Akane announced. Deiara got her drums and did a drumroll.
"WHEEL OF TORTURE!!!" The audience shouted. Actually the audience was Lock, Shock, Barrel, and Hybrid. You get the picture.
"Thank you. I'm your hot host, Akane "Xenus" BoogieGirl and today I have my lovely assistant, Jessica." Akane pointed to Jess. Jess glared at her nobody.
"Now today's victims are two guys. Please welcome Sasuke Uchiha, who is hated by Deiara, and Jack Skellington, who is hated by Hybrid." Jack and Sasuke looked at each other.
"Psst, Akane! Look behind you!!!" Jess pointed behind Akane.
"Not now Jess. I'm trying to do my show." Akane hit Jess. A shadowy arm went on Akane's shoulder.
"YOUR show?!" The voice exclaimed. Akane jumped, but calmed down.
"Oh, it's just Oogie's Shadow. What do you want?" Akane looked at her nails.
"I want to join this torture. If you don't include me, I'll tell both Oogie and Shukaku what you three are doing without their permission." Shadow Oogie threatened. Akane nodded.
"Okay then. Change of plans. Today's torture will be 'Skellington Darts'!" Akane smiled nervously. Jack gulped.
"Akane, how's playing darts going to do anything?" Deiara asked, wanting to torture Hitachi more.
"Please pay attention to the right side of the casino!" Akane pointed to the spotlight on the right. Jess was holding some darts and a red/black dart board was up on the wall.
"Can't we use chainsaws instead?" Jess asked.
"Hell no. I don't want Sasuke's blood ruining the casino. You're are using sharp darts." Akane scolded.
"Awww, I never use the chainsaw!" Jess complained. Akane ignored her somebody.
"You think that this is just some normal 7 year old playing a simple game of darts, right? Well you are wrong. Lights!" Deiara turned on the lights. On the left side, it was the same setup as on the right but instead it was a giant Shadow Oogie holding mutliple versions of Jack Skellington. Sasuke clones were hanging on the board.
"At the same time Jess throws a dart, Shadow Oogie will throw Jack towards the Uchihas. The object of the game is to hit the real Sasuke." Akane explained. Deiara and Jess smiled evilly.
"Are all of you insane!?!" All of the Sasuke's yelled. Everyone ignored him. Hybrid clapped and liked the show.
Meanwhile...
"Taro, what are you watching?" Shukaku asked. He was checking up on Taro after he finished his daily rampaging with Oogie.
"A new tv show called Wheel of Torture. It's great!" Taro pointed to the tv. Shukaku looked at the TV and gasped.
"Oh no, Jess might hurt herself with those sharp darts!" Shukaku groaned.
"And she might spill some of her delicious blood without me there to drink it." Taro gasped.
"We must go there immediately!"
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Jess, I would hug you for the gift if we were in the same state, not seperated by the computer, and knew where you were... That's kinda creepy though when I'm saying that... I still hate that I can't flippin comment. Where's my bat...
Deiara smirked upon seeing all of this, all of them gathered like this. "I like how you think, Akane," Deiara said.
"Of course you do, everyone does," Akane said, filing her nails then stopping for a second to check around the corner for Shukaku and her sensei, Oogie.
"This is so priceless... My old teammate and my cousin, in with..." Deiara looked up from them and turned to Jess, "Who's the baka that looks like a cat?"
Kankuro growled at hearing that come from a brat. Jess and Deiara pretended that he didn't do anything though. "That's Kankuro," Jess replied.
"That guy that was in your story?" Deiara asked.
Jess nodded and Deiara turned back to them. "So what should we do to them un?"
At hearing that, Akane smirked, "I thought you'd never ask."
(Note- I had to add this, it's a good song, some of it was kinda changed though. The song is "Misery Business by Paramore")
Deiara: I'm in the business of misery,
Let's take it from the top.
She's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock.
It's a matter of time before we all run out,
When I thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth.
I waited eight long months,
She finally set him free.
I told him I couldn't lie he was the only one for me.
Two weeks and we caught on fire,
She's got it out for me,
But I wear the biggest smile.
Deiara started cranking the chain down as Akane and Jess hooked Hitachi to it first.
Deiara: Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
It's gonna just feel so...
It just feels so good.
Deiara threw a kunai at Hitachi's ropes and he dropped into a snake pit, only to be pulled out again and thrown to the roulette
Deiara: Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change.
Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change.
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged.
I'm sorry honey, but you passed it up, now look this way.
Well there's a million other boys who do it just like you.
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right.
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him right now.
And if you could then you know you would.
It's gonna just feel so...
It just feels so good.
Akane set up a lava pit and before Hitachi could escape or get a fighting chance, the crane got the collar of his jacket and pulled him up over it.
Deiara: I watched Jess's wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving...
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
It's gonna just feel so...
It just feels so good.
Deiara smirked as she pushed the button and Hitachi fell into a dark pit, it possibly lead somewhere, but we won't know right now...
XD I LOVED THAT!
