Boss

"Either we are dealing with a personlized HIV virus or it's something ancient. I'll go check!" Jess ran. She came back, having white all over her.

"What's that on your body?" Deiara asked.

"I put marshmellow all over myself. This way, I'll look like an antibody." Jess explained. She went up to Shukaku.

"Sensei, I'm going to fix you even if it kills me." Jess proclaimed, looking heroic.

"Good luck!" Shukaku said. Then he let Jess in his mouth. He sighed deeply, as if the pain had gone away because of Jess's taste.

Jess reached to where Kyuubi and the germ was. Kyuubi looked at Jess in an unusaul way.

"I agree with House! You look like a hairy-"

"Teme, don't finish that sentence!" Shukaku yelled.

"Okay germ, you can cut the act. I know you've been working with Orochimaru and Dark Jaia this whole time." Jess yelled.

"So you figured it out. You might've beaten me last time, but this time I have the advantage!" The germ transformed into a giant ogre with a big club.

"Kyuubi, this thing is one of Dark Jaia's henchmen so I might die. Are you with me?" Jess asked. Kyuubi sat down on the sidelines, cheering the ogre to kill Jess. Jess sighed.

Note:Again, I'll show you the fight....

Once Jess beat up the germ in 2 minutes, she had a question.

"Where are we anyway?" Jess asked. Kyuubi whispered in Jess's ear. Jess then made sounds of fright and weird faces like you see in Bugs Bunny cartoons.

"It's fun watching you squirm." Kyuubi chuckled. Jess lifted up her claws.

"Be careful Kyuubi. I have arms made of rubber and I'm not afraid to use them!" Jess said. Kyuubi punched Jess on the head. They both went back into Shukaku's mouth. Jess had an evil idea. She pretended to cry and she layed down on Shukaku's tounge.

"Sensei, Kyuubi hurt me!" Jess whined.

"He did WHAT!?" Shukaku roared.

"Why you little-" Kyuubi started to yell when Shukaku grabbed Kyuubi. Jess stayed where she was, enjoying the sound of rivalry. She shook herself clean then went out of Shukaku's mouth.

Someone please continue...

~Jess WereHog
~Shukaku

Go

(Yay one-word titles lol)

Jess came back to Japan with Celena. Sokou headed back for the demon realm. After introductions, they and Deiara walked back over to where House, Shukaku and Kyuubi (who is still inside Shukaku). Shukaku almost didn't recognize Jess, but he could tell it was her from her scent. "Jessy, is that you? What happened?"

"Didn't I explain what basically happened after the earthquake?!" Kyuubi snapped.

Shukaku punched himself in the stomach again, but this time, it hurt even worse. "It doesn't look like he's getting better either," Deiara said, concerned.

House looked at Jess. "Is this the girl you were talking about?"

"Yes," Deiara answered.

"She really needs a shave. She reminds me of a hairy-"

Shukaku cut House off and smacked him with his tail. "As you can see, Dr. House and Shukaku are really bonding," Kyuubi said sarcastically.

"Jess, do you know what germ Shukaku has un?"

Delay/ Jess is back!

Jess hung up the phone and sat on the shores of Hawaii. Celena was drinking some water. Everything was going fine, until night came. The full moon rised. Jess crawled down on all fours and turned back into a werewolf.

"Okay Celena, it's time to go to Japan!" Jess called out. Celena nodded and followed. They ran into a clearing when suddenly, flapping was heard. It was a dark purple Phoenix.

"And this might be Sokou." Jess concluded.

"How about letting me fight?" Celena asked. She grabbed for a staff.

"Um, Celena! That's a silver staff..." Jess said concerned. Celena dropped the staff and waved her burning hand. Jess quickly wrapped the wound in a bandage and started to fight the Phoenix.

Note:Instead of writing about the fight scene, I'll show you it. If you can't watch YouTube and have trouble seeing, tell me. Here's the fight scene:

Once the bird was defeated, it changed back into Sokou in rooster form.

"Hey Sokou, Celena and I need a lift to Japan. Can we come?" Jess asked. Sokou nodded and he let Celena and Jess on him for a ride. Once the three was in Japan, Jess ran to where Deiara was.

"Jess, is that you?" Deiara asked.

"Yep, Orochimaru went to town and turned me into this. By the way, this is Celena." Jess introduced Celena. Celena smiled.

"It's a pleasure to meet you." Celena said.

Someone please continue...

~Jess WereHog
~Shukaku

Time

"Hey Jess, you there?" Deiara asked.

"Yeah, it's me."

"Where are you?"

"... You wouldn't believe it, but we're in Hawaii."

"... What do you mean by "we"? Wait, never mind. Shukaku really needs you to help him out right now. He seems to be getting worse and House is an a-hole. Please get here soon, okay un," Deiara begged.

"Okay, we'll be there in a flash, just do what you can for now, okay?" Jess replied.

"All right, see ya later," then Deiara hung up.

Deiara walked in and Shukaku was clinging to his abdomin. "Jess'll be here in a few, but she's a little tied up at the moment, not in literal terms. Kyuubi, can you looks around a bit in Shukaku and try to find the germ?" Deiara asked.

"All right."

"At least you idiots seem a lot more capable than my team," House said.

Deiara looked up at Shukaku. "Man... I wish Jess recomended a better doctor..."

Destination

The earth shook once more. The country moved back into place. Jees shrugged it off and got some clothes from a shop. Then Jess and Celena boarded a plane towards the next country. When the sun came up, Jess transformed back into a human.

"So you are a human child?" Celena asked.

"I'm going to be 7 soon." Jess replied. The plane landed and both girls got out.

"Is this Mt.Fuji?" Celena pointed to a mountain. Jess looked to see that it was an active volcano.

"Nope. Looks like we are in Hawaii." Jess slapped her forehead.

Meanwhile, Shukaku was really pissed. The guy had the nerve to call him a pregnent woman.

"In case you want to know, I ate my rival Teme. He was the one who is talking and he shouldn't be!" Shukaku punched his stomach who punched Kyuubi.

"I can talk whenever I want, baka!" Kyuubi bit Shukaku's stomach, causing it to bleed.

"Stop with the fighting or I'm gonna lose that bet!" House yelled. Both Kyuubi and Shukaku stopped.

"Well, the only one who knows the germ well is Jessy-chan, but I don't know where she is." Shukaku said.

"I'll try to call her. House, don't get killed or eaten..." Deiara left the room.

Please continue...

~Jess
~Shukaku