"Great, that narrows it down," House said sarcastically.
"Spit it out, what do I have?"
"There are multiple things, you could just have gas, you're really a woman and you got pregnant, you're obese, you have Colonic bacterial fermentation, you're becoming diabetic, or the disease is coming from your gallbladder, pancreas, or appendex, so in short, I need a lot more to work with than just the outside."
"I don't think Shukaku is going to be going anywhere," Kyuubi spoke up.
House looked at Shukaku's stomach. "Okay, maybe you are pregnant."
"Ha. ha. ha. Very comedic," Kyuubi said sarcastically from inside Shukaku. Shukaku was just getting tired of this guy already.
Celena and Jess were walking away while Houkou transported himself back to the demon's realm. Celena held her head low and transformed back into her human form to talk to Jess. "I'm sorry about lying to you, but I just can't tell you about what happened to me," Celena said.
"It's all right, you don't have to tell me anything, please don't lie next time though, okay Celena?" Jess said, smiling at her.
Celena had a light smile on her face and nodded. "Thank you, but how far do we have to go until we get to Jap-pan?"
Jess laughed. "It's Japan, okay?"
"Sorry, I don't know much about the outside," Celena replied, scratching the back of her head.
"One of the things would be, I don't think a grown woman doesn't walk around naked," Jess said.
Celena looked at herself. "Oh... Sorry"
"Hey, don't apologize, I'll get you some clothes while we're here and besides, we're pretty close to where Sensei is."
"All right, thank you, Jess."
Dark purple creatures surrounded both Celena and Jess. Jess cracked her knuckles and punched the enemies away. They both ran all fours to the city's center. But then, a giant, dark purple dog with 5 tails showed up.
"Heh, who said anything was easy?" Jess remarked. She climbed up a building and pulled all 5 tails towards her. Then she twirled the beast around and put it down. The beast groaned and collapsed.
"Celena, incase you are wondering, I know when someone is lying to me. It would be good to know why." Jess said. Then something happened. The beast that Jess defeated turned to be Houkou.
"God, I have a headache. I was in Shukaku's stomach when BAM! Dark energy surrounded me. Thanks for helping me, Jess." Houkou explained. Jess gave him a claws up and walked away with Celena.
Meanwhile, Shukaku was being operated by House.
"Out of all the good doctors, you had to pick this one!" Shukaku complained.
"Shut the hell up so I could fix you damn it!" House said, very annoyed. Shukaku still glared.
"Now tell me about this sickness:What were the symptons?" House asked.
"Well at first, my stomach tightend making me have anorexia. Once the illness went to the bloodstream, I had an overdose of obesity. The illness went to the kidneys and got swolen." Shukaku explained. House thought for a moment.
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~Jess WereHog
~Shukaku
"Hold your horses, or in that case, your big fat ass." (Yeah, this is totally House -_-')
"Oh great, the ray of sunshine has arrived," Kyuubi remarked.
Shukaku growled a little, but it hurt him to do that so he stopped and glared at the doctor. House looked at Deiara. "You drag me away to a city like Japan, for something like this?" House said.
"Kyuubi says Shukaku's kidneys are swolen," Deiara explained.
House looked at Shukaku for a minute. "Does he have a kidney stone?"
"No, nothing like that."
"Well, he could either be a pregnant dog or something is wrong with him. Cuddy is not going to lose this bet with me," House said.
"What diagonsis so far?" Deiara asked.
"So far, four possibilities unless more symptoms come up. 1. Renal Tubular Acidosis [link], 2. Glomerulonephritis, 3. Pyelonephritis, 4. Bright’s disease [link]
Back with Jess and Celena, Celena was surprised at hearing the things that Jess told her. She was also confused at some of it though, because she didn't know what a biju, jinchuriki, or Japan was. "Celena, I forgive you for lying to me..."
Celena looked at Jess, but didn't say anything because she really couldn't think of what to say. "I think we are in Italy. I smell tastey, cheesy, highly delicious pizza!" Jess ran off and Celena transformed into her werewolf form and started to sniff the air.
"Yahhoooo! I didn't know being a werewolf was this exciting," Jess said, coming back from eating some pizza.
Celena heard a crack of something and turned around. Jess felt something too. "Looks like we aren't alone..."
While the world was broken apart, Shukaku wasn't doing too good. His kidneys hurt and Dr.House was late as ever. Suddenly, Shukaku felt an electrical surge go through his entire body. He let out a scream and passed out. When he woke up, Deiara sat next to him with some clothes on.
What happened? Perhaps Teme was right..." Shukaku said in a weary voice.
"I don't know. As soon as Jess left, the earth seemed to move. Now Japan is broken up from other countries." Deiara explained.
"Teme, did you feel that too?" Shukaku asked.
"Unfortunatly, yes. While I'm over here saving your life, a ancient Biju wants revenge against us. I don't have time for this!" Kyuubi remarked. Both demons stayed silent and waited for Dr.House to arrive.
Meanwhile, Jess and Celena were walking towards a city. Jess talked to Celena about everything; the cursemark, the demon's relm, and how she was treated. But what really hit home was what Jess said after.
"Celena, I forgive you for lying to me..." Jess whispered. Celena didn't say anything. Jess realised where they were.
"I think we are in Italy. I smell tastey, cheesy, highly delicious pizza!" Jess howled in delight, running to the nearest pizzaria. Celena sweatdropped. Jess came back, using her claws as toothpicks.
"Yahhoooo! I didn't know being a werewolf was this exciting." Jess smiled. Then she turned serious. Someone was coming and it smelled like an enemy.
Someone please continue...
~Jess Werehog
~Shukaku
Celena is a lycan, better known as a werewolf. She was born as one, but not in the best place I have to admit. Her mother was a werewolf and her father was turned (meaning he was bitten by a werewolf and received the so-called "werewolf curse"). Celena was born into a place were lycans were beaten and treated as slaves by vampires (so you can see how many lycans despise vampires). And she was no acception. Once Celena was older, she was also treated badly, she was chained by the wrists and ankles and was whipped whenever she'd transform, leaving a scar on her right side and her left leg (which were the most brutal of the whippings).
She endured this for a long time, mainly years. Some of the lycans died in there because they were barely given any food, but Celena listened to what the vampires said, even if she had to go hungry. She mainly had to wear tattered clothing, but she liked the type of clothes the vampires wore and used to think she was one of them, until she became older and was whipped whenever she tried speaking to them.
She was asleep one day when she woke up to one of the werewolves cutting her ankle chains off and cut the chain that attached the cuffs on her left and right wrist. "You need to get out of here."
Celena was dumbfounded. "This is my home though," she replied (Celena isn't a little girl/child at this age just to let you know).
The werewolf snarled and cut her cuff on her left wrist. "No, this is hell. Nothing about this place is good. Those bloody vampires are the causes of all our comerades dying and making you feel pain once you transform back to your human form. You're the youngest of all of us and you don't deserve to die like this (werewolves live for centuries like vampires do). Even if you think the things that the vampires have embedded into that head of yours. Just g-"
"What the hell are you doing, you hell-hound?!" a vampire shouted, coming closer to the cages.
"No time, go out that opening over there, I'll hold this bastard off," the werewolf said.
He ran over and tackled the vampire, trying to bide time (he never got her right cuff off so that's why she still has the chain on her wrist). Celena did as she was told and crawled out the exit. Paniced, she transformed into her black werewolf form and ran. "No, this is hell. Nothing about this place is good. Those bloody vampires are the causes of all our comerades dying and making you feel pain once you transform back to your human form. You're the youngest of all of us and you don't deserve to die like this. Even if you think the things that the vampires have embedded into that head of yours."
Those words ran through her head multiple times, but she didn't believe it and kept running. She ran until she got to a mansion and something hit her, causing her to transform back into a naked human with shedded wolf fur on her. "God, what a headache," Celena groaned.
Jess go up off Celena and looked at her "Hey there, are you alright?" Jess asked.
Celena seemed pretty nervous, around the girl, she never met her before, so she started to lie. "I... I think so. Wait, what am I, who are you?"
"I'm Jess. I think you lost your memory. What do you remember?"
"I am a werewolf and I was running when the earth shook and then everything went black after that. And now, I can't remember anything," Celena said to Jess, lying to her.
"You are a werewolf? Cool!"
Celena looked over Jess. "And so are you. Maybe you're more of a werehog."
"Okay, because of me I broke up the earth and released an ancient monster who wants to take over the world. God, sensei will kill me for this!" Jess complained. "Oh no! Sensei and Deiara! They must've gotten seperated in another country. We got to help them."
Celena needed to get away from this place and was curious about what Jess was talking about. "Let me join you. I need to remember myself and maybe I can help."
"Sure. Do you remember your name?"
Celena thought for a moment. She wasn't called by her name in so long that she couldn't quite remember, but she remembered her mother's calm voice when she was born. "... I think my name is Celena."
"Then that's your name. C'mon, we have to go!"
Celena nodded and followed Jess.
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And yet Celena likes vampires... kinda unbelieveable, huh?
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