This was Shukaku's worst of days. Why do you ask? His student is in his rival's body, Kyuubi cursed at him, Hachi beat him up, what more could the tanuki get? Suddenly, the blonde teen had a huge growth spurt. But he didn't do anything.
"Mwhahahahahahahahaha! It is I, The Germ. I'm back to-Hey Shukaku, where's the babe?" A voice rang in Shukaku's head.
"She's inside Teme doing some survival bet." Shukaku answered.
"Darn it! I wanted to destroy her in your body. No matter! Now, I took over your metabolism. You know what that means?" The germ asked. Shukaku shook his head causing the germ to slap his head.
"It means that you can eat anything and never be satisfied. That's what it means!!!" Shukaku gave a relief of discovery, then gulped at the situation.
"This might be a problem..." Shukaku muttered to himself. Then he looked around. A chair that looked like a marshmellow, a table that looked like toast, and a motorcycle that looked like black licorice. Shukaku ate everything in the room. Then, hissing was heard.
"Ssssshukaku, you ate my baby!" Hachi screamed. Shukaku backed away slowly.
"Hachi, you don't understand! This isn't my fault!!!" Shukaku chuckled. Hachi got closer and closer.
"You are sssssssssssso dead, tanuki." Hachi punched his fist together. Before Hachi could beat up Shukaku, he was eaten alive.
"Sorry Hachi. I had to do something. Hey, you taste like cupcakes!" Shukaku exclaimed. Hachi just sighed.
Hachi please continue....
~Jess
~Shukaku
Jess teleported at Kyuubi's brain and stayed there. The stomach acids messed up her skin tone. She looked at Kyuubi's memory to see that he scared a brown-haired girl away. That wasn't nice. Okay, so Kyuubi wasn't the nicest demon here...but scaring a little girl using Naruto's body is crossing the line! Jess took over Kyuubi's body, then took over Naruto's body, then transformed into herself. Someone knocked at the door. Jess opened to see the girl
"I'm sorry about Naruto and Kyuubi. They're really sorry!" Jess apologized. The girl's eyes widened. Jess didn't know whether it's by fear or excitment.
"Jess?" The girl asked.
"Deiara?" Jess looked at the girl. Deiara nodded and Jess hugged her tightly.
"Jess, you're crushing me..." Deiara choked. Jess let go of Deiara.
"Gee, I'm shorter than you." Jess replied, looking up at Deiara.
"How did you get here?"
"Right now I'm in Kyuubi's brain. I'm controlling his mind and he's controlling Naruto's. Now I'm confused." Jess's mind went dizzy.
"You really want to be my friend?" Deiara asked.
"Of course! You seem like a nice girl." Jess smiled. Deiara smiled a little smile, then sulked. Jess figured out why. Some kids from the academy laughed and whispered bad things about Deiara as they walked pass. Jess's eyes turned purple and the kids tripped into the mud like magic.
"Don't worry. I promise that I won't forget you and that we'll be best friends." Jess said proudly. Then she shook Deiara's hand.
"I'm sorry, Deiara. Kyuubi might cut me off. So it's time to say goodbye for now...I'll talk to you on the computer, okay?" Jess asked.
"Okay, bye." Deiara said and she waved. Jess hugged her again and closed the door. Naruto went back to his normal self after that. Deiara knocked again to see Naruto.
[In the demon's realm]
Kyuubi woke up with a huge headache. He had enough with the little brat inside him.
As for Jess, she was having lots of fun, until....
"What are you doing?" Someone asked. It was a redhead guy with whiskers on his cheeks and fox ears.
"The real question is, who are you?" Jess asked.
"I'm Dark Kyuubi. I've been in Kyuubi's body for a long time. What about you?"
"I'm Jess from the Sand village and I was put here by a Micheal Jackson look-alike. I'm proving to him that I can survive here and he says he doesn't have anorexia."
"So in other words, You're toturing Kyuubi?" Jess nodded. DK smiled, "Awesome. Count me in the toturement."
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Deiara, Kyuubi and DK please continue...
~Jess
~Shukaku
It's not that Kyuubi wanted Shukaku's help, but he knew he'd need it. Shukaku probably wouldn't help him, which he wasn't stupid to know, but he knew he didn't have anorexia and he needed to prove to that brat that he didn't. Shukaku should know well that even if he did shove food down Kyuubi's throat, Kyuubi wouldn't gain squat, but Shukaku wanted to see Teme squirm, so he agreed to help him out.
Shukaku was like a fat-camp instructor, except instead of trying to prevent weight gain, he was trying to make Kyuubi eat and feel shame while doing it. "Okay, before we get started, you have to admit I'm better than you and deserve to be the Biju King."
"What?!" Kyuubi shouted, "Hell no! I am not going to say that!"
"If you want me to help you, you have no choice, Teme," Shukaku smirked.
Kyuubi crossed his arms. "I am not going to degrade myself and lose my reputation."
"What reputation?"
Kyuubi glared. "As King of Biju and the most powerful demon of all, the nine-tailed fox."
"And you say I have a big head." Shukaku said.
At that moment, Kyuubi tackled him and started to cuss a lot of words that are too inappropriate to comprehend or go into. Once Kyuubi was done, he finished with "Screw you, I'll do it myself!" and stormed off, leaving Shukaku stunned at what he had just heard.
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Deiara wasn't the type that made friends easily. She hated everything about what she was put through in the academy and it just stressed her out. She would train when she was angry, but she mainly spent her time on the computer. It gave her the time to escape from things and it relaxed her. Especially after what happened today with that kid.
She found a story on the computer, well a series she decided to go back and read and then commented. She sighed though It's not like I'm going to have any friends anyway.
After that comment, she did get into a discussion with a girl that seemed really nice. Once the discussion was over and she finished everything on the computer, she sighed. Friend... She got up from where she was and turned the computer off, grabbed her bag, and went off to the academy.
Once she entered the academy, it seemed like it was only downhill. She was good at training, good in class, but she got into fights with others and was an outcast among the students. Deiara was aware though, she wasn't trying to ignore it and just focused on her work until finally, the academy was out and she left, passing by that blonde kid's home again. I wonder...
She walked up to Naruto's house and knocked on the door.
Jess was listening to her IPod in the kitchen while Kyuubi was eating pieces of meat. Jess then had an idea.
"I have proof that you have Anorexia!" Jess yelled. Kyuubi gagged on his meat.
"I don't have anorexia!" Kyuubi yelled.
"That's why I thought about a bet. If you don't gain weight after eating a lot of food for the next 7 days, you listen to me."
"Deal, on one condition..."
"What's that?"
"My bet to you is that if you can't survive in my body for 7 days, you will be my slave for a month." Kyuubi smiled evilly.
"It's a deal. When does my bet start?" Jess asked.
"Right now." Kyuubi then acted fast and ate Jess in one gulp.
"Baka was right...you do taste good. Needs a little salt." Kyuubi said. Jess crossed her arms as she slid down. Suddenly, footsteps were heard.
"Teme!!!!!!!!" Shukaku pounced on Kyuubi.
"Get off of me baka! You weigh more than an elephant!" Kyuubi pushed Shukaku off.
"Where is Jessy-Chan?"
"I ate her..."
"You WHAT!?!" Shukaku raised up Kyuubi.
"It's a bet. I made a bet with Jess. I can't believe I'm saying this, but you got to help me!" Kyuubi begged. Shukaku put down the kitsune and smiled.
"Finally, you come to ask for help because I'm better than you. What's the problem?" Shukaku put his arm around Kyuubi.
"I need to gain weight in a week." Shukaku laughed at the offer, but agreed to help.
[With Jess...]
Jess sat at the bottom of Kyuubi's stomach. She decided to check something on her laptop. It was a site called TheOtaku. All that Jess needed was a username. She loved the sand and she gives bad luck with her cursemark. So, the username was SandLover13. Jess logged in and written stories about her life so far in the world, Untold Naruto FairyTales. Just then, someone commented...
DeidaraNarutoClan:Nice story. I think the Kazekage is a butthole, but this story is cute.
Jess smiled. Someone liked her story. She quickly typed and the conversation went like this:
SandLover13:Thanks. My name is Jess. What's yours?
DeidaraNarutoClan:I'm Deiara. I'm 5 years old.
SandLover13:Cool, I'm 6! I'm pretty lonely right now. Want to be friends?
DeidaraNarutoClan:Sure, I would like to.
SandLover13:So, you're not afraid of me. All the stories I write are true.
DeidaraNarutoClan:Not really. I've seen worse things. Like today, this blonde kid goes nice and then threatens to kill me.
SandLover13:I think that just Kyuubi. He's a fox with a stick up his butt.
DeidaraNarutoClan:Thanks.
SandLover13:Sorry, I have to go. See you.
DeidaraNarutoClan:Bye.
Jess closed her laptop and waited.
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Deiara, can you continue this please?
To be continued...
~Jess
~Shukaku
Hachimata sighed listening to the yelling going on in the rest of the demon relm. It was irritating hearing the constant clash of Kyuubi and Shukaku. He could barely think while those two bickered.
"Will you two ssssshut up already!" he yelled through the walls.
It got quiet for a moment and then the two continued on as if nothing had happened. Hachi sighed and went back to his game but found it was utterly impossible to think. He sighed and looked over into the human world portal for some interest.
"Blech...." Hachi hissed, "Why Ssshukaku keepsss that thing I will never underssstand."
Hachi looked in anyway and found that someone had concentrated it on the leaf village. Hachi looked in to see Kyuubi's jinchuriki, Naruto. He laughed to himself.
"Narto'sss being resstless again...." Hachi laughed. For some unknown reason, Hachi took pleasure in seeing humans squirm.
Hachi stood up and went to the kitchen. If anyone had touched his cupcakes there would be a lot of blood going to be on the floor. Shukaku looked up from the refrigerator, and Hachi's right eye twitched.
"Oh hey Hachi," Shukaku said.
Hachi's eye twitched again, and he hissed.
"You been taking those anger management classes Hachi?" Shukaku asked becoming a little pale.
Hachi hissed again slowly transforming into his eight headed state.
"Hachi now...." Shukaku said trying to laugh it off.
