*Scene is a small stage with black curtains. Nightmare and Micheal Nights are holding clipboards and they are talking to each other*
Nightmare: Where's Jess? The Thriller finale is about to start!
Micheal: After her encounter with James, Taro came to pulverize James into a bloody pulp while I healed Jess. She'll be here.
*Noctis and Nocturnal run towards Nigthmare*
Nightmare: What is it?
Noctis: Looks like there won't be a finale!
Nocturnal: Most of the dancers quit!
Micheal: That's a disaster.
Noctis: I know! And to top that off, Mr. Michael Jackson is here!
Nightmare: Really?
Noctis: His ghost, anyway >>'
*Jess comes on stage, crowd is cheering*
Jess: Hi everyone! :D You are all having a good time?
Everyone: Yeah!
Nightmare: Umm, Jess? *whispers situation in Jess's ear*
Jess: *listens* Okay... *to audience* You are probably wondering if I'm going to do Thriller, right?
*everyone nods*
Jess: Based on difficulties, I won't be performing Thriller tonight... I'm sorry...
*Audience cries*
Jess: BUT, I have a solution. I just have to ask you this: Has anyone watch Cartoon Network?
*Hands are raised*
Jess: If you have watched Cartoon Network, do you know The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy?
*More hands raise up*
Jess: Alright, alright. Believe or not *starts walking toward the right* Some of the characters are here tonight. Jack-O-Lantern I could see from the background.... *pretends to see past the crowd, but then continues walking* Now, hane any of you watched the episode "Little Rock of Horror"?
*With that said, everyone cheers and stands up screaming*
Jess: I knew it! That one episode became famous ever since! *stops at a curtain and stands behind it in order to costume change*
Micheal: *whispers to Nightmare* What is she doing? *Nightmare shrugs*
Jess: You know. My friend Michael Jackson watched that episode once when he was alive. I was 9 and it was his birthday so he had the DVD with him and we watched it at morning time in the kitchen. I could never forget what he said to me while the cartoon showed. He knew the episode was famous and was the most favorite... He asked me this question *does Michael's voice* "Is that Billy and Mandy episode famous because of the alien song or the fact that Thriller was on it?"
*Everyone cheers, Michael chuckles in his special seat*
Jess: With that said *comes out with her red and black costume that makes her look like a pimp* I will do the Thriller dance... blind folded, but I will sing a different song. This song was created by a Goth artist named Voltaire and to tell you the truth, the alien who sings this is my Uncle and he is backstage, but he's really glad that everyone likes him. Let's give him a big hand!
*Everyone cheers*
Jess: Without further ado *puts on her tie and hat* I need 2 people! *runs backstage and comes back with Gabe and Akane*
Gabe: :D HI!
Akane: -_-' Why am I here?
Jess: ^^ Akane, you go be tied to a chair! *ties up Akane to a chair and moves her to the side of the stage*
Gabe: What do I get to do, Jess?^^
Jess: You get to be the little boy that will help me with my hunger issues.
Gabe: Yay! :3 I get to be Billy!
Akane: O_o That means I'm Mandy? Darn...
Jess: *starts to glow green* Okay then *grabs the microphone* CUE THE MUSIC!
Worm: *near the Radio player* You got it... *hits the radio player and eerie music starts to play*
Jess: *breathes in, then breathes out slowly to get a deep jazzy male voice through*
Everyone: Oooooohhh... *stares with awe*
Jess: Well hello there little boy.
Don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He aint using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they’re brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they’re brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i'll just grab my self a straw and I drink em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)
*At this point Gabe and Jess look at each other, then twitch. Everyone cheers at the duo both do the quick version of the Thriller dance. Jess runs across the stage, goes back to Gabe and ruffles his hair*
Jess: You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
*Akane is trying to figure out what's happening and that's when it hit her*
Jess: Now Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend.
*Akane yells, "HELL NO! as Gabe is trying to push Akane towards Jess. Jess always wanted to torture Akane this way XD*
Jess: BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brain 'til she’s zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
she won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!
BRAINS.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*music stops and Akane is trying to get out of the chair*
Akane: When I get my hands on you, you will be sorry Jess! DX
Jess: Kids, don't try this at home... *kicks the chair in backstage*
*Purple glowing hands start to grab at Akane and pull her away.
Akane: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *is gone*
Jess: *hi-fives the purple hand* Thanks Uncle Roulette!^^
Hands: *gives a thumbs up and dissappears*
Jess: Well folks, this has been fun!^^ But Halloween is over, so thank you and Good Night! *is about to leave*
*"Thriller" comes on*
Jess: Hey, who turned on that song?
Michael: *appears in front of Jess* I did!^^ I thought since you didn't get to play it, I should play it right now...
Jess: Okay... Whew, finally *walks out of the area, audience is screaming and dancing to the music*