It was hard to think up a skit that night. Jess knew that Jane and Taro would probably be Seymour and Audrey singing "Suddenly Seymour". She needed something fast or Jane would steal Taro from her. She got the idea for a skit when she and Twoey played a game; "RolePlay Parody". Twoey had this idea and Jess liked it so for the remainder of the night, Jess played as Seymour Krelborn while Twoey played as himself. They were going to do a song from the PEANUTS musical. Jess put on a pair of glasses, turned on the video camara, and went outside to kill some people for Twoey to eat.
Meanwhile, Twoey didn't need to act the part. He was really hungry at night and he began to wilt and dropped his pod on the floor. His stomach started growling.
My stomach just went off. It's suppertime, and Seymour Krelborn has forgotten to feed me.
Here I lie, a withering hollow shell of a plant and there sits my supper
plate... EMPTY!
But that's all right. He'll remember.
When no "thorny" friend comes to greet him after work, THEN he'll remember!
And he'll rush out here to the kitchen but it'll be too late.
There will be nothing left but the dried carcass of his former friend
who used to love to sing and play so happily with him.
Nothing left but the bleached flytrap bones of...
Hey Twoey!
Jess had a bag of fresh, bloody body parts with her. Twoey froze and stared at the reader who is reading this.
Are you asleep or something?
I've been standing here a whole minute with your supper and you haven't even noticed.
It's suppertime...
Twoey's pod perked up.
Suppertime? Suppertime?
He picked up the bag with grace and presented it like a god.
BEHOLD A BRIMMING BOWL OF MEAT AND MEAL.
WHICH IS BROUGHT FORTH TO EASE OUR HUNGER.
BEHOLD THE FLOWING FLAGON MOIST AND SWEET
WHICH HAS BEEN SENT TO SLAKE OUR THIRST.
Jess rolled her eyes.
Okay there is no need for a big production!
Just get down off that flower pot and eat!
Twoey nodded, transformed into a human with sunglasses and started scatting. Jess's eyes twitched.
DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO
DOO DOO
DOO DOO
IT'S SUPPERTIME.
YEAH IT'S SUPPERTIME.
OH, IT'S SUP-SUP- SUPPERTIME,
VERY BEST TIME OF DAY.
IT'S SUPPERTIME
YEAH, IT'S SUP-PER-TIME
AND WHEN SUPPER TIME COMES,
CAN SUPPER BE FAR AWAY?
BRING ON THE BLOOD DISH, BRING ON THE CUP.
BRING ON THE BODIES AND FILL ME UP!
CAUSE IT'S SUPPER
SUPPER, SUPPER, SUPPERTIME!
He whistles gently and then does a little bit of scat. Jess somehow regretted this idea.
BA DA DA DOO DA BA DA DA BA DA DA
SUPPERTIME.
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOT
BR-R-RING ON THE PLANT FOOD, BRING ON THE BONE
BRING ON THE BARREL AND ROLL ME HOME.
CAUSE ITS SUPPER
SUPPER, SUPPER, SUPPER
SUPPER
SUPER PEPPER-UPPER
SUPPER
SUPER-DUPER SUPPERTIME
WINTERTIME'S NICE WHEN ITS ICE AND SNOW.
SUMMERTIME'S NICE WITH A PLACE TO GO.
BEDTIME, OVER TIME, HALF TIME TOO
BUT THEY JUST CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO. . .
Twoey grabs a can of water, flungs it on himself, and gets a top hat and cane.
MY SUPPERTIME.
OH YEAH. . . .
Hello home listeners, how are ya?
BR-R-ING ON THE HAMBURG
BRING ON THE BUN
PAPPY'S LITTLE FLYTRAP LOVES EV'RYONE!
CAUSE IT'S SUPPER
SUPPER SUPPER SUPPER
SUPPER
SUPER PEPPER UPPER
SUPPER
SUPER DUPER SUPPERTIME
Suddenly, a group of chorus voices sounding like gospel are heard from nowhere.
SUPPERTIME (x 14)
C'mon, bring on the meat... It's time to eat... Bring on the food... Bring on the hamburg...
Bring on the hot dog... Bring on the doctor...
Suddenly, the off stage voices stop, and Audrey II is alone singing. Jess is getting more annoyed
GIMME FOOD, GIMME WATER, GIMME SOMETHIN' TO CHEW!
GIMME FOOD, GIMME WATER, GIMME SOMETHIN' TO DO!
Jess yelled for Twoey to stop singing and dancing. She shoved the bag of bloody bodies to Twoey's leaves as he transformed back to plant form.
NOW CUT THAT OUT!!!!
Now, why can't you eat your meal quietly and calmly like any other normal plant?
Twoey shrugged, "So what's wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?" He smiled and sang the last note before he began to chowdown.
SUPPER SUPPER SUPPER SUPPERRRRRRRRR-TIME!!!!!
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Morning came early. Jess woke up with a huge headache. She didn't remember anything at all last night. All she knew was that she woke up gaining more weight than usual. She went to the kitchen where Twoey was hiding in the pantry. When she saw him, the plant was shivering with fear.
"What's wrong?" The purple-head asked. If Twoey had eyes, they would've twitched by now.
"You were eating everything in the fridge, threatened me, and then put your head in chocolate." Jess was confused. She opened the fridge and found it was empty. Audrey II was right!
"Nevermind... I'll go to the store and then go to the dentist. Need anything?" Twoey thought for a moment.
"If the dentist is sadistic, can I eat him?" He smiled wickedly. Jess sighed and laughed.
"Okay, I'll see what I can do..."
