Total Parody Island

The scene shows everyone at the campfire.

Louie: Okay, like I said. You 22 campers will be spending 60 days here, playing against each other, with each other, and maybe even forming romances.

Thorn: How do we play this game?

Louie: It's simple. Every 3 days, you will face a challenge that will test your wits, muscles, brains, and reflexes in different in interesting ways. To this end, you will be split into 2 teams. Whichever team wins the challenge earns invincibility and sometimes, a nice bonus prize. The losing team will have to vote someone off. After the end of each challenge, the camper that doesn't receive a marshmallow must immediately go to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave. And they can never come back, EVER!

SwampFire: What a shocker. *rolls eyes*

Louie: Now then, when I call your name, come stand by. Mike, May, Barrel, Twoey, Kerrie, Akane, Jess, Taro, Eternity, Gabe and Ben. You guys will be known as "The Screaming Plants" since I'm scared of Audrey 2.

Twoey: *growls* And it better stay that way...

Louie: O_o' Now for the second team. Maggie, Sony, Oogie, Deiara, Jessy Jr., Destiny, Roulette, Thorn, Vane, Concerto and Shadow. You guys will be known as "The Killer Bugs" since Oogie threatened me.

Destiny: NO FAIR! How come Eternity is not a Bug? MAKE HER A BUG! PLEASE!

Louie: You teams will be spliten up in cabins.

Kerrie: Excuse me, but can i get the cabin near the ocean since i'm the prettiest?

Louie: You may be pretty, but that is not how it works. Bugs get the east cabin, and the plants get the west. Understand? Also, there is an outhouse outside, but it is actually the confession room.

CONFESSION
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Louie: You campers can say whatever you want here. Say what you think about your fellow campers, get something off your chest, or share your real thoughts so the whole world can know what you're thinking. Let it all hang out.

Jess: Uhh.... okay. So far, this stinks.

Kerrie: I don't get it. Where's the camera?
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END OF CONFESSION

The scene changes to the mess hall where all the campers stood in line for some food.

Spits: LISTEN UP PEOPLE! You will eat what I will serve you, and that will happen for 60 days. So what I want you to do is to give me your plates, grab your food, AND SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN! Except for dollface *gives Deiara a fancy lunch* She deserves the best meals^^

Kerrie: Will we be getting all the major food groups? My teacher said I should avoid anything with white flour or white sugar in it.

Jess looks at her food.

Jess: I don't think this will be a problem.

Barrel: There's some hair in my food.

Spits: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Barrel: o_o' Nothing.

Spits: Just as I thought.

Jess: Excuse me, but mine just moved.

Spits grabbed a giant hammer and hits Jess's mashed meat. Jess looked at Spits with a nervously happy face.

Jess: Uhh... okay. Thanks.

Destiny: I can't believe we have our first challenge in 10 minutes.

Vane: It's our first challenge. *shrugs* How hard can it be?

The camera cuts to all the campers in their bathing suits on a tall cliff, overlooking a lake. Most of the animal/plants/creatures were forced to take on a human form. Everyone gulped.

Vane: I had to ask...

Taro: I have a feeling that this is going to be bad.

To be continued...