"We interrupt the clay bird serch, money taking tanuki, and running Uchihas for a special message..." Misa said while wearing a news reporter outfit. Shukaku came out with a gangsta's outfit. A leaf Symbol comes up on the screen, then vanishes.

"Greetings Otaku from the 'New Individuals Who Need Jumping Adventures Club'." Shukaku started to say, "That's right. We're the Ninja club. Have you ever observed any of the following paranormal phenomena: ninja songs, comics, slideshows, man-eating plants, tanuki disguised as professional rappers, a blonde kid wearing orange clothing? These sightings are not normal and should be reported to ninjas immediately! It is the duty of all Otaku to report any and all paranormal events to us, so that we can cover them up--"

Misa scratches a record with her claws.

"Uh, I mean, investigate them. Call Sakura or Hokage-sama now if you want to join. Ninja Otaku are standing by... Join now!" Shukaku said then backing away slowly into his world...