Shukaku groaned as he tossed and turned on his comfy bed. Ever since the Pizza thing, Shukaku stopped eating. He wasn't sure why he stopped. But it made him a lot skinny. He was more skinnier than an anorexic fox...no offence, Kyuubi.
Neka came in with a nurse's outfit and a first-Aid kit. She checked Shukaku's heart, blood pressure and hearing.
"Something doesn't agree with you inside. We might give you an operation." Neka said. At the word 'operation', Kyuubi came with a chainsaw in hand. Shukaku gulped. As Jess watched, she had an idea. While the demons were talking, Jess climbed on Shukaku and went inside his mouth. Shukaku swallowed.
"Baka, you just swallowed your student. We have to get her out!!!" Kyuubi scolded at his rival.
"Since when did you care about Jessy-chan?" Shukaku rolled his eyes.
"I don't. It's just that we all can be put to jail with Child Abuse and Child murder."
"At least there is a bright side to this..."
"What's that?"
"Jessy-Chan tastes so delicious! She's a keeper."
"You're not helping, baka."
Meanwhile, Jess slid down the esophogus and land in the stomach. It looked like a shrunken prune for now. A green guy with a hairdrier was heating up the walls when Jess tapped his shoulder.
"Who are you?" Jess asked.
"I'm a germ and I'm making this guy sick." The germ said. Jess turned off the device.
"That's cruel!"
"Life is cruel, toots. Get used to it!" The germ shrugged. Jess grabbed the germ buy the collar and walked over to a blood stream.
"Hey, what are you doing to me!?" The germ demanded.
"You don't make sensai sick OR call me toots!" Jess dropped the germ in the blood, "Say Hi to the anti-bodies for me!" Jess paced back and forth to think of an escape plan. Then an idea struck. She pulled out a sake bottle and poured it out. Outside, Shukaku was still groaning when he tasted something familiar.
"Mmmm, I taste homemade *hic* sake." Shukaku sighed peacefully. Jess ran up to the mouth using her chakra and waited for the hiccups to come. Sure enough, Jess was hiccuped out of the body. Shukaku looked down and picked Jess up. He hugged her gently.
"Sensai, can you eat again?" Jess asked.
"Yes...infact, I'm going." Shukaku put Jess on his head and ran to the kitchen.
"Shukaku, don't you raid the fridge again!" Neka yelled.
"I didn't drink the milk *hic* or the fish!" Shukaku yelled back.
"Okay, then. You can raid the fridge!" Neka went into her room. Kyuubi went back, but he noticed that his supply of lollipops were eaten. When Shukaku came back into his room, he was full and stuffed. His head banged on the ceiling.
"Wow, you are so good at eating a lot." Jess said in amazement. Shukaku nodded, landing on his bed. The bed collapsed due to the weight.
"Thanks Jess. Now, I don't look like Teme." Shukaku said.
"I heard that!" Kyuubi yelled from his room.
"Ignore the stupid teme, Jess, ignore him. Anyway, I can't stop eating now. The food tastes good."
"What about me?"
"You taste better. You would always be my baby girl." Shukaku kissed Jess on the ceek. Jess blushed and she rested in Shukaku's messy hair.
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Wow I'm writing a LOT of stories. I need to get some of them published into Fan Word. But how? Val-Chan edited my first story and I posted it my blog. It didn't get published yet. Can someone help me out?
~Jess
~Shukaku
