"Either we are dealing with a personlized HIV virus or it's something ancient. I'll go check!" Jess ran. She came back, having white all over her.
"What's that on your body?" Deiara asked.
"I put marshmellow all over myself. This way, I'll look like an antibody." Jess explained. She went up to Shukaku.
"Sensei, I'm going to fix you even if it kills me." Jess proclaimed, looking heroic.
"Good luck!" Shukaku said. Then he let Jess in his mouth. He sighed deeply, as if the pain had gone away because of Jess's taste.
Jess reached to where Kyuubi and the germ was. Kyuubi looked at Jess in an unusaul way.
"I agree with House! You look like a hairy-"
"Teme, don't finish that sentence!" Shukaku yelled.
"Okay germ, you can cut the act. I know you've been working with Orochimaru and Dark Jaia this whole time." Jess yelled.
"So you figured it out. You might've beaten me last time, but this time I have the advantage!" The germ transformed into a giant ogre with a big club.
"Kyuubi, this thing is one of Dark Jaia's henchmen so I might die. Are you with me?" Jess asked. Kyuubi sat down on the sidelines, cheering the ogre to kill Jess. Jess sighed.
Note:Again, I'll show you the fight....
Once Jess beat up the germ in 2 minutes, she had a question.
"Where are we anyway?" Jess asked. Kyuubi whispered in Jess's ear. Jess then made sounds of fright and weird faces like you see in Bugs Bunny cartoons.
"It's fun watching you squirm." Kyuubi chuckled. Jess lifted up her claws.
"Be careful Kyuubi. I have arms made of rubber and I'm not afraid to use them!" Jess said. Kyuubi punched Jess on the head. They both went back into Shukaku's mouth. Jess had an evil idea. She pretended to cry and she layed down on Shukaku's tounge.
"Sensei, Kyuubi hurt me!" Jess whined.
"He did WHAT!?" Shukaku roared.
"Why you little-" Kyuubi started to yell when Shukaku grabbed Kyuubi. Jess stayed where she was, enjoying the sound of rivalry. She shook herself clean then went out of Shukaku's mouth.
Someone please continue...
~Jess WereHog
~Shukaku