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"Okay, I'm not good with talking to vampires or werewolves, nor have I actually..." Deiara started, "But the point is that you lycans are basically wolf-wanna-bees and you vampires are pretty much pain-blood-and-torture freaks."

"How is this going to help?" Kyuubi pointed out.

"I wasn't finished," Deiara said, looking at the p***ed vampires and the severely angry werewolves about to rip her limb-by-limb, "But here's the good news: at least you have similarities. Vampires and werewolves both eat meat and blood technically, vampires and werewolves can attract humans of the opposite gender very easily and make them your next meal, and both of you have lived for thousands of years un."

"Is this supposed to be a pep talk?" Kyuubi asked.

"I'm not good with words," Deiara said to Kyuubi, annoyed.

"I can tell..." he replied.

"Thanks for trying to help guys, but..." Celena sighed, "Trying to convince them won't work. They aren't those types to listen to anyone..."

The werewolves growled. "DON'T YOU EVER COMPARE US TO THOSE NECK CRAVING FREAKS!"

"AND DON'T COMPARE US TO THOSE HAIRY BAGAVONS. WE'RE JUST HERE TO TAKE BACK THIS ROUGE," the vampires said angrily and pointing at Celena.

End