(Back to the story, I was getting some things out of the way and I didn't post it up)
Deiara and Celena got back to Jess, just to see Shukaku have a p***ed off expression, even though he did drink sake; they could tell from the scent. "You aren't hurt are you, Jess? What happened?" Deiara asked quickly.
"It's all right, that guy just bit me, he's odd that's for sure," she replied.
"Where is he now?" Celena asked.
"Oh, sensei ate him."
After Jess said that, there was some mumbling from Shukaku's stomach.
If I had a dollar bill for every *hic* time I’ve been wrong~
I’d be a self-made *hic* millionaire and you’d still be gone~
So *hic* hand me down my best dress shoes and my *hic* best dress shirt
Cause I’m going out in style to cover the *hic* hurt~
And all I wanna do all *hic* day is spend it in bed
But that’s bad for the body and even worse for my *hic* head~
So I’ll try and find a place where no *hic* one will ask me a thing
It’ll help to forget and help me to sing~ *hic*
Shukaku's eyes widened, as well as everyone else's. "Aw, hell no!"
"I thought you drowned him with that sake, sensei."
"I thought I did too."
"Why is he singing?" Deiara asked, pressing her ear to Shukaku's stomach.
"He's singing?" Jess asked.
"I think so... I can't tell. All I know is he's drunk off his rocker."
"*hic* Got that right," Taro replied.
The girls looked at each other and got off Shukaku. "Maybe we should just keep moving. He should stop eventually, right?" Celena said.
2 Hours later...
I'ma-a diva (hey), I'ma, *hic* I'ma-a diva (hey)
I'ma, I'ma-a diva *hic* (hey), I'ma, I'ma-a diva
I'ma, *hic* I'ma-a diva (hey), I'ma, I'ma a diva
I'ma, I'ma a *hic* diva (hey), I'ma, I'ma a di...
Na-na-na, *hic* diva is a female version of a hustla, of a hustla, of a, *hic* of a hustla...
Na-na-na, diva is a female version of a *hic* hustla, of a hustla, of a, of a hustla... *hic*
Stop the track, lemme state facts:
I *hic* told you, gimme a minute and I'll be right back~ *hic*
Fifty million round the world and they say *hic* that I couldn't get it;~
I done got so sick and *hic* filthy with Benjis, I can't spend it~
How you gon' *hic* be talkin s***? You act like I just *hic* got up in it;
Been the number one diva in this *hic* game for a minute!
I know you read the paper - the one that *hic* they call a queen,
Every radio round the world know me cause that's where I be *hic* (first!)
Everyone groaned. "Oh my god, how long has he been singing?!" Deiara said annoyed, "I think I liked him better when he was trying to kill us un."