Outside of the Akatsuki compund where Jessica was reading was Sasuke and his minion Konohamaru.
"Heh. Sugoi! Jessica-chan's gonna get the surprise of her life, huh Sasuke?" the third Hokage's grandson exclaimed. The balck, duck haired man patted Konohamaru roughly on his back and said through his smiling teeth,
"Heh, heh, don't call her Jessica-chan," his mood change as he took up the dramatic 'nice guy' pose of Rock Lee, "Yep. This is her lucky day!" Sasuke let go of the branch he was holding which swung back and hit Konohamaru in the mouth: knocking out some teeth. The man turned around to gaxe at the band, wedding guests, and a bunch of other people whom were just out of sight of the house.
"I thank you all for coming to my wedding. but first, I had better go propose to the girl!"
Jiraiya (the preist guy who says all of the boring stuff during the wedding), Teuchi and Amane the food providers, and everyone else laughed heartily. To the side stood Ino, Sakura, and Tenten who were sobbing and wearing black.
"Now, you Konohamaru-kun. When Jessica and I come out of that gate-." Sasuke said.
Konohamaru nodded and finished, "Oh, I know! I know!" he turned around and directed the band made up of Ebisu clones. They began playing 'Here Comes the Bride.' Sasuke put an exploding note by Konohamaru which blew up a second afterward.
"NOT YET BAKA!" Sasuke yelled. From up in a orchard tree, Konohamaru apologized.
Jessica, Naara, and Komiki Hyuuga were enjoying a peaceful not to mention quiet afternoon. Jessica was reading her new book, Naara was meditating his chakra, and Komikii was reading a 'Kunoichi Today' magazine that had Utada Hikaru on the cover of it for some odd reason. There was a a loud knocking on the door. Being the closest to the door Jessica put down her book went to go answer it. She peeked through the peep-hole and saw the magnified face of Sasuke. She smacked her forehead and slides open the door.
"Sasuke, what a...pleasant surprise." she said. Komiki and Naara sweat-dropped.
"Isn't it though? I'm full of surprises. You know, Jessica-chan, there's not a girl in Leaf village who wouldn't love to be in your shoes." He boisterously said.
Jessica thought 'But I'm barefoot!' Sasuke did the 'Nice Guy' pose.
"This is the day..." he began, he quickly retrieved the compact in his pocket and looked in the mirror and licked his teeth clean. "This is the day your dreams come true."
"What do you know about my dreams, Sasuke?" Jessica hissed.
"Plenty! Here, picture this." Sasuke discarded his sandals by the door and entered the clean and cherry blossom-smelling room. He plopped down on the white sofa and propped his smelly feet on Jessica's book on the table across from him. Komiki activated her Byakugan and concentrated chakra into her palm.
"A large taditional home, Teuchi's latest and freshest ramen sitting on the polished oak table, and my little wife: massaging my feet while the little ones play ninja in the gardens." Sasuke explained, his eyes were closed and he was blushing. Komiki leaped at Sasuke from behind with her fist full of electrical chakra that sounded like a bunch of birds chirping but she was interfered by Naara who guided her hand over to the wall: a large hole appeared in the wall next to the door. Jessica looked absolutely disgusted.
Sasuke got up close to her face. He was in a purple robe with a lighter shade of purple draped around him and he held a golden staff with a circle at the top with spiky things hanging from it.
"Will you bear my children? We'll have six or seven." Jessica blushed and backed away from him.
"D-dogs?" she said, knew the real answer.
"No, Jessica-chan! Intellegent and strapping boys, like me!" Naara and Komiki sweat dropped as well as a vein pop out on their foreheads..
"Imagine that." she thought aloud. She picked up her book, put a feather on the page she was on, and put it back in the shelf.
"And do you know who that wife will be?" he asked, his black eyes became small and squinty.
"Let me think..." she said, the thought 'of a way to escape'.
"You!" He sprang from the sofa and cornered her. She ducked under his arms.
"Sasuke, I'm speechless. I really don't know what to say." she said to him she backed away to the door. Sasuke walked over to her like Danny Zuko from Grease until he tripped over something which made him narrowly miss a kunai that was 'accidentally' thrown at his head that came from Komiki's direction. He picked himself up and continued to walk that funny way until he slipped on the tiled area of the kitchen where he escaped the wrath of a bunch of throwing needles that said 'Naara Uzumaki' on them if you looked really close at them. He finally got to the door and cornered Jessica.
"Say you'll marry me." he convincingly said. Jessicaa reached for the slot to open the door.
"I'm very sorry, Sasuke, but I just don't deserve you." She quickly slid the door open and dashed under Sasuke's arms as he tumbled out the doorway and into the hole Komiki had made made from her Chidori attack. 'Here Comes the Bride' played. Konohamaru, who was directing the wedding band of Ebisus, looked down from the hill they were on and saw Sasuke's legs sticking out of a hole with a seven dogs surrounding him with bones in their mouths. He cut off the band and dashed down their until his foot got caught in his scarf causing him to tumble down the rest of the hill where he landed at his set destination. Sasuke scrambled out of the hole and shooed the dogs away.
"So...how'd it go?" Konohamaru asked. The man in white slowly turned around, clouds gathered behind him as lightining struck. Fire burned in his glaring eyes, he picked up the boy by the scruff of his scarf and held him to eye-level.
"Believe it! I'll have Jessicaa for my wife, make no mistake about that!" He dropped Konohamaru in the hole and walked away looking rejected with tears streaming down his face. From inside the large house was Jessica, Naara, and Komiki.
"Is he gone yet?" came Jessica's muffled voice from under a blanket.
"Clear!" her young student said. Jessica gave a sigh of relief and folded the blanket and put it away.
"Can you believe it? he asked me to marry him! Me, the wife of that idiotic, brainless...," Jessica got up and left the room to outside. Naara and Komiki looked at each other and shrugged. Jessica walked over to Moegi and Udon's endangered species zoo where they made Konoha Mew Mews.
"Mrs. Uchiha, can't you just see it?" she sang to a group of Amami rabbits, "Mrs. Uchiha, his little wife. Not me, no sir, I guarantee it. I want much more than this provincial life..." Jessica ran off to the vast field of flowers that overlooked a beautiful valley beyond it.
"I want adventure in the great wide somewhere, I want it more than I can tell." she sang, her heart ache rang within her voice as she spun around. She stopped and looked to the sky, "And for once it might be grand, to have someone understand. I want so much more than they've got planned." The clopping of a horse sounded behind her, she turnred around hopefully but was disturbed to see Yami without her father aboard him.
"Y-Yami! What are you doing here? Where is father? Where is he, Yami? What happened?" she panicked. The brown horse snorted and lowered its head to eat some grass.
"Oh, we have to find him, you have to take me to him, Yami!" Jessica jumped onto the horse's back and in a matter of seconds they were gone into the setting sun's horizon.
