Kyuubi didn't really understand why he was visiting a human. He'd rather have avoided them all together, but scary enough, he was starting to get curious about humans and he lied to Jess about wanting to see her suffer... well... he wasn't lying quite so much, but it had enough truth to make Jess not be able to tell whether Kyuubi was lying or not.
Kyuubi was in her stomach, but his brain finally kicked in "Man!" he hit his head, "I really need to remember this next time."
He teleported away from Jess and scowled. "Now I know why I despise humans..."
Meanwhile...
Deiara finally got tired of listening to Taro and decided to do something about him, to shut him up. "Hey, Shukaku-sama?"
"Yeah?"
"Can you eat me for a second? Just so I can shut that idiot up?"
"You sure, Deiara?"
I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can *hic* be
you'd be nonconforming to if you *hic* looked just like me
I have paint on my nails
and make-up on my *hic* face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cuz I feel real deep, *hic* when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression,
most just call me a *hic* f**
Cuz our dudes look like chicks,
Our chicks look like *hic* dykes,
Cuz emo is one step, below transvestite
Deiara had an annoyed face on that looked like she was about to cry. "Yes... please, I want the songs to stop," she begged.
Shukaku finally agreed and Deiara crawled into his mouth. She fell into the stomach acid with a splash and rubbed her head. "Ugh..." she groaned.
"You okay?"
"I'm fine," she said and then she looked over to Taro, who was still drunk off his rocker and dancing while he sang and then her eye twitched, "Scratch that, I might have nightmares if I go to sleep."
Stop my breathing and *hic* slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I *hic* go to shows-
Right there, Deiara cut him off and punched him in the face. "Shut... up... My best friend is sick right now and I don't wanna deal with your crap, got it?"
Taro shook his head and his voice sounded nearly back to normal. "How sick?"
"You can't do anything, she'll eat you when you get into the room and you tried to kill us."
At that moment, Taro actually became serious. "Look. I'm probably one of the best medic nins you are going to find in this place. I will take my job seriously when I can and I'll help anyone."
Deiara looked at him. "How can we be sure you'll behave un?"
He sighed. "Once I'm done, I'll get back into Shukaku's stomach and I won't sing if a giant bottle of sake doesn't drown me, okay?"
"It's up to Shukaku, not me."
