I was thinking about this for a while. Since Barrel is one of my favorite NBC character and since Barrel loves Jess, I thought this would be cute. This happens when Deiara is hung over from some stew from Lock and Barrel is trying to feed Jess the stew. It's to the opera tune of Cameron.
"I hope you love it my love." Barrel cooed. Jess nearly gagged. Barrel starts to sing.
Barrel:My chains of love now hold you tight
It means that everything will be alright
Jess:You will not change
My mind one smidge
I'll send you
Scraming off a very tall bridge
Barrel:Please marry me!
Jess:You annoy me
I'll chase you
Up against a giant tree
Barrel:Well, I don't care
You are so sweet
Be by my side and
You'll get candy to eat.
"Ready? 3, 2, 1. Let's dance!" Jess started to dance.
Jess:Reconsider
Your train of thought
You think I'm cute
But you are not
You tie up Deiara
Over some stew
I'll think it over
When this is through
My dreams will stay
With my friends, you see
I'm sorry to say
Stop loving me!!!
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And that's where Jess hits Barrel over the head and then saves Deiara. The next song will be Disturbia by Rihanna.
~Jess
~Shukaku
