Taro quickly put on some underwear on that Jess had given him. "I don't know what the f*** happened!" Taro said really disturbed, pulling some pants on. "Nothing like THAT ever happened before."
He shuddered a bit and almost looked like he was about to barf. "What'd that guy do?" Jess asked.
Taro looked at her for a second before putting his shirt on. "That messed up weirdo put something up my butt!"
Jess looked at Taro oddly. "... He... he what?"
Taro's eye twitched again. "He stuck like a hot dog or banana up there," he stated to Jess, "Then he started kissing me, licked my ear, touching me in places, and bit me in the neck."
Jess was quiet. "That's just..."
"Yeah..." Taro finished and put his shirt on.
With Akatsuki... well, Deidara and Tobi
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No, Tobi!"
"Are we there yet?"
"DAMN IT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO, BAKA UN?!" Deidara hissed at his partner, thinking it was bad enough to be put on a stupid mission like this.
"You didn't have to be so mean, senpai..." Tobi fake cried.
"Then stop asking! We get there when we get there!" Deidara said.
"Do you even know where we're supposed to be going?" the masked man asked.
"..." Deidara paused.
"Senpai doesn't, does he?" Tobi said slyly.
"I do too!" Deidara snapped back at him, "I was just trying to think un!"
"Then where?"
"You'll find out."
