"Man... not again," Jess whined, "This always happens!"
"What do you mean by that?!" Louie asked rapidly.
"Well... Jessy has the habit of... "spoiling" as we call it," Shukaku said.
"Meaning... You'll grow the more you eat..." Taro finished.
"You're kidding me!"
"No... sorry, they weren't," Jess said nervously, "But I like when people get really tall. You look really awesome."
"You think so?" Louie asked.
"Yeah, definately," Jess said, nodding her head when a smash was heard behind her.
"Uhh... Jess? Shukaku *hic* broke through the ceiling again," Taro said when he was nearly touching the ceiling too.
Louie's eyes bugged out. "And this happens all the time?!"
"Pretty much," everyone replied.
Meanwhile...
"Okay first, put your shoes on your hands," Hybrid said.
The Akatsuki members looked at him. "...You're kidding, un..." Deidara said, annoyed.
"You want me to tell you her location?" Hybrid smirked.
They looked at each other and they groaned, putting their shoes on their hands. "Now... You, girl," Hybrid said, pointing to Deidara.
"I'm not a girl un!"
"Whatever..." Hybrid said, "Take your cloak off and put it around your waist like a skirt."
"NO WAY!"
"Senpai... for the mission," Tobi begged.
Deidara groaned and tied his cloak around his waist. "Anything else, un?!"
"Hmm..." Hybrid thought and then looked at Tobi, "kiss each other."
"WHAT?!" both spazzed.
"You heard what I said. And do it for 30 seconds," Hybrid smirked and laughed evilly. (>:D I felt like being evil to Tobi and Deidara today...)
Meanwhile...
"Deal," Deiara said, shaking hands with him like they were closing a deal.
It was cut short though, because before they could do anything, Deiara checked the time. "Oh crud!"
She dashed to her closet and got a bag. Spits looked over at her in confusion. "What's up dollface?"
"I've got to go to the academy right now for class," Deiara said, slinging the bag over her shoulder, "Sorry, we'll have to do that later."
Deiara opened her front door. "See ya later Spits!" and after that, the door closed.
Spits thought for a few minutes. Not wanting to be bored, and becoming interested, he transformed into his bat form and followed her secretly to the academy.
