"I wonder what all the guys at home will say..." Louie muttered as he thought of everyone laughing at him. Suddenly the door opened to see Kyuubi.
"Baka, I was thinking about having a meeting-" Kyuubi said then looked at the situation. Jess waved.
"Ummmmmmmmm, this isn't what it looks like..." Jess smiled nervously. Kyuubi closed the door and left. He kept yelling, "That son of a b*tch!"
Louie pushed his food away, then thought for a moment, "You really think I'm good."
"Yeah Louie. You're fine." Jess replied as she climbed up to Taro's arms and snuggled, "Sensei, you always have to break the ceiling, don't you?"
"Stupid ceiling..." Shukaku said.
"I guess I have to put up with this forever." Louie sighed.
Meanwhile...
"But Tobi don't wanna take off mask." Tobi said.
"Don't worry, I won't look. Just do it un." Deidara closed his eyes. Tobi took off his mask and started kissing Deidara. As you will find out in shippuden, Tobi is Madara Uchiha, not Obito in case you were thinking about it. Insects, Poker, Chicago, ghosts, and anything else in the lair laughed and took pictures. Once the 30 seconds were up, Deidara was pissed.
"Now tell me where Jess is or I'll blow ya up un!" Deidara threatened.
At the academy...
Spits stopped at the school entrance and changed to his human form, except that he only had two arms and his skin was a regular color. He walked inside and sat on a chair. He adjusted his sunglasses as girls looked at him in awe.
"Wow, the new kid is cooler than Sasuke!" The girls cooed. Sasuke looked at Spits with a sneer. Spits then saw Deiara sitting at a back corner. Some boys were teasing her.
"Hey, it's the freak." The boys chanted. Deiara just looked down. Spits, getting angry, took off his sunglasses and his eyes glowed. One of the chairs moved by itself, causing the boys to fall down. Spits put back his sunglasses.
"Okay students. Let's begin!" A teacher said as he came in.
