Coffin Detective Agency: intros

~~Mika~~

you'd think being a detectives assistant is cool! he'd have all the money, because he's very great.
he runs me, and I've never even been on a case. isn't that just peachy.
i was just his fangirl, but i meant him as a person and didn't even know that he was the legendary
Coffin

~~Gladimar~~

ugh, she had to come in that day. i wish she'd just stayed my friend, not my detective assistant. i can still remember how she found out. it was totally my fault, I'd slipped up. Coffin the great, messed up, she said she'd tell and now, I've got an assistant, I'd rather not get hurt. "bloody Mika and her bloody freaking curiosity.

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