*storms in room*

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?! Kita is behaving. Rumor has it Ujikiyo wants to be my fraction. Ulquiorra has been hiding out somewhere. Starrk is missing and the other Espada are just right out BORING or GAY. And Grimmjow *glares across room* his fucking tail must be in a knot and I am going to JERK IT OUT if he can't shake this mood he is in. And this new arrancar--

I have had this BAD feeling ever since he stepped foot into Las Noches. *narrows eyes* I will be watching his ass and one wrong move *makes breaking in half motion with hands* and he is dead.

*takes a deep breath and sits in the chair*

Tesla?! Make me some tea!