Dream 1:
Now I've been living next to two brothers for as long as I can remember; their plumbers I believe. They are originally from New York, so their brotherly quarrels are just common place. That said, when they started to argue about some "princess" I just ignored it like always. That was until the bamboo cutter came to my door. You see, his daughter, adopted, had gone missing and he is enlisting help. The brothers are always off saving Momo-hime so they are a no brainer. But why me? My princess saving skills are a bit rusty, but my l33t h4cking 5ki112 are Lain approved.
So the next course of action was to get the party set. Since Momo-hime and Toad were free for the weekend they were in. I went out and found Momotaro and his animal friends. I also picked up Nagato from the library, her magic is always a blessing. Next on my list was Yurie-sama, she is a god you know.
The party set, we headed off from Kalm. Again, as I've said in the past, random battles suck. Now since we had a quick level gain code running in the back ground (Nagato's work) the enemies in this area were short work. Our destination was Axia of the Solomon islands were Yukari-chan was waiting with the SSA's newest rocket. Now, it's not like I hate to fly, it's just that the SSA's rocket explosions to successful launches ratio is explosion heavy.
Well, a few mini-bosses and one Jenova later, we arrive at the launch pad. There we had to strip down and change into the extremely skin tight space suits. Can anyone say, "Bulge"? With this in mind, I body swapped into a girl that was prepared for me by Lilith just for something like this. So now the only bulges I need to worry about are the "milk maids".
Once we were all loaded in the rocket Matsuri-chan started the count down. I tell ya, the feeling of the G-force of a launch is nothing to sneeze at. I learned that first hand. It hurts, and not just the fact that your lungs feel crushed after, but also the damned spray hits like hail. Next time I'm bringing a klennex.
The trip was short and sweet since, again thanks to Nagato, we had some speedy back ground codes. Landing complete, we broke off into three people parties and began the search. I was with Momotaro and Toad. Later we met up with Samus and I switched Toad with her since her level 5 Blast is something to reckon with. Since Nagato wasn't in the party, we had to level naturally. Thankfully, the levels we gained on Earth were enough to give us a small advantage.
Well a day passed and we finally entered the dungeon that was the Center of the Moon. Now surely the princess was here. No, she wasn't. All that damned walking and climbing and all we found was Zeromus. That bastard. So now we had to backtrack since Momtaro forgot the wing bottle.
As we left the dungeon, we got word over Samus' comm that the brothers had found a letter that the princess was destined to return to the moon because she was their princess. Well, that said, we met up with the brothers and Yukari-chan at the rocket. I used my force persuasion and made Momo-hime give me the Elixir that was meant for the Emperor. What would you expect? Those things are rare.
Well, accidents happen and we landed at North High and were almost kicked out, but Haruhi swayed the student council in our favor.
So now I'm sipping Asahina's wondrous tea while playing Samus, who was suitless, at Othello when Malak comes bursting in....
Dream 2:
The sounds of the old "Blue Notes" CDs that I once had could be heard playing on the floor above. because of this the frustrating task of fixing the computer became a soothing blast into the past.
It wasn't till about half way through that I remembered that there was no floor above. This didn't help the situation.
'Great!' I though during one of those outer body experiences I always have, 'Now I need to go find help.'
Well, the only person I could think of that might provide a decent exorcism was Reimu, so I headed toot sweet over to Hakurei shrine. Well, apperently she wasn't in since I caught Marisa and Alice deep in Hard Yuri. Which I guess is good, since I remembered the last time I was out drinking with Alice. She was all depressed that she caught Reimu and Marisa out on a date. She thought that Marisa didn't love her and blah, blah, blah... I never accepted a drinking invitation from her again.
So I left the shrine and headed to downtown New York to talk to Egon. Well, low and behold, when the two of us got back to the apartment, the music had stopped and the one playing it turned out to be Reisen. Apparently she was just waiting for her battle to start and kinda fell from the moon. I wanted to be mad, but her fuzzy ears were too much for me and I went neko and started to chase her around.
It was around 4 in the morning when Kaguya came to take Reisen back to the moon. Depression ensued for me and I left on a journey to the outer lands.
In the outer lands I met many people with their own "Tale" as developed by Namco. I also met a girl by the name of Kino who showed me the way to the Promise Land where I found 13 red dragonballs which I used to wake up.