Poem 1:
Jack and Jill own a hill
Though it doesn't help them pay their bill
Humpty Dumpty has a bad name
I know many sick jokes, it's a shame
Mother goose is rolling in her grave
What exactly is a clave?
Once upon a time I was a child
Back when everything I ate was mild
Kindergarden was the awesomest grade
I'd go back if I get paid
Poem 2:
Rolling along like a katamari
Come along or you'll be sorry
Making stars for the King
Over the internet we do ping
Oh how the people do wiggle and squirm
I do remember I was as small as a worm
Rolling and rolling all over the Earth
It's very fun for what it's worth
Poem 3:
Oh how I feel like a sausage made of pudding
rolling along a road of apple sauce.
Mmm Mmm good, said the lawyer as I speed on by.
I turn down an alley full of witches brewin their brews
Here's to hopin they don't go using me too
I pass on by safe as a bear,
only to fall down some chocolate stairs
Down and down I go, man I hungry for some more
Poem 4: Lemon Candy
The Clouds leave and rain stops.
The ground is left barely touched by the wetness.
Dancing to candy made of lemons
I smile at life and laugh as it moves by.
The children of death dance with me
Their eyes glitter within the void.
Together we thank the Earth for music.
Poem 5:
Gawking at the stage
My heart jumps a beat
She can't be that age
She's just too sweet
Oh god I feel a tingle
This can't be good
I think I should mingle
I'd leave if I could
One by one the beers spill
One by one the people collapse
On the girl my eyes are still
For me the time doesn't elapse
Morning comes with a thud
The girl now a forgotten love
If only she knew that I am a stud
Then she would have been my dove
