So me, Afton, and Anime were on Facebook chat the other day and this happened... I had to post it here because... well you gotta read it!!
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Xio: *reading a note*
Dear Xio,
Danielle was being a bitch so please take care of Nyarth in your next post!
Sincerely,
Afton
P.S. Also make Tanner pay as well....
P.P.S. Shupple totally digs you
Xio: Oh what shall I do for training....*grins* Maybe I will make him climb the mountain nearby in a snow storm with nothing but a pair of shorts on. Or maybe make him swim in a lake with a bunch of hungry Gyarados... Or maybe I might take him to the underground world and put him in the ring to fight 3 fighting gijinkas from a rival mafia family! Decisions....decisions....
Nyarth: n...NO!! NYA!!!!! THAT'S CRUELTY TO CHILDREN!!!!
Xio: Blame your creator....AND YOU AREN'T A CHILD!
Tanner: NO, IT'S NOT CRUELTY TO CHILDREN. >.> I KNOW WORSE.
Xio: Hmph, well that's a surprise, the Plant supports me...
Tanner: The only thing I would support you in... >.>
Xio: Then you better be ready for what Krory has in store for your group...
Tanner: Oh joy...
Nyarth: *shaking violently with fear* I.. I want Lux... Q3Q
Xio: Yo pussy cat, you're 15....grow a pair of fucking balls...you wanted to train and I am going to train you!!! So shut up, before I put my fist down your throat...
Tanner: *snickers*
Nyarth: *sniffs and wipes nose* Okay! No crying!
Xio: *annoyed look kicks Nyarth in the ass*
Nyarth: *jumps on Xio's back and starts Biting his shoulder*
Xio: *unaffected by the bite* Weak. *grabs Nyarth and throws him across the street into moving traffic* Dance, pussy cat!
Nyarth: AAGHHHH!!!! *jumping side to side dodging honking cars*
Xio: *fires thunderbolts at Nyarth to back him up*
Lux: Even I find this sad....O.O....but I'm highly amused *watching Nyarth*
Nyarth: *wasn't looking and gets hit by the thunderbolt and flies across 3 lanes*
Tanner: Same... *watches intently*
Nyarth: *on the ground, not moving*
Lux: NYARTH! A SEMI!!!!! *huge truck is coming*
Tanner: *eyes widen*
Xio: *ready to fire another thunderbolt* Get up, damn cat! Or you'll be road kill...
Tanner: Well, becoming road kill will make him learn... Hmph.
Nyarth: *struggling to get up, refusing to cry, crawls fast to avoid another car*
Lux: GAH LOOK AT HIM *rushes over but suddenly is held back by Xio*
Xio: *holding Lux back with an arm* No... He needs to learn....
Nyarth: *sees a lot of cars coming fast for him and starts panicking*
Lux: *stuggles against Xio* BUT HE WILL BECOME VULTURE FOOD!
Tanner: Hmmmm... *memories come to him from when he was that age*
Nyarth: *claws at the ground* AAGHHHHHH!!!! *storing up electricity*
Lux: LET ME GO, LET ME GO, LET ME GO!!!
Xio: *holding him back* SHUT UP ALREADY.
Tanner: He needs to learn, Lux...
Lux: NOT LIKE THIS.
Nyarth: I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! TH-THUNDER!!! *small ball of electricity surrounds him and explodes outwards*
Tanner: Yes, he should, or would you rather have him experimented on instead by Team Rocket?
Lux: *breaks free and rushes in and grabs Nyarth as he jumps over a semi*
Xio: *sighs* Fine....I didn't want to do this....GIGA IMPACT!! *fires at Lux and Nyarth*
Lux: *still in traffic* Ohhh shit......
Tanner: *clicks a button and the whole road blows up* Now it got exciting...
Lux: You guys are assholes!!! *has Nyarth on back* Run run run!!! *running from broken road piece to another*
Nyarth: *completely worn out by the Thunder attack and is barely hanging on, half conscious*
Xio: Not bad, Plant.... *Grins in amusement*
Nyarth: *all scraped up and bleeding*
Tanner: It's fun to blow things up... Just wait until the fight. *smiles mischeviously*
Lux: AHHH!! *panicking, then uses Double Team and appears before Xio and Tanner* Hoof hoof.... *labored breathing*
Tanner: Why, hello...
Xio: Who said you were done?? *grins and kicks Lux back with Nyarth into the empty hole of a road*
Nyarth: *trying to stay awake*
Lux: O______O YOU BASTARDS! *flying backwards*
Xio; If you will Tanner....*grins*
Tanner: *presses another button and more explosions go off on the broken up road* Always have a backup... *and then explosions happen inside the hole* And then a back up for the back up... *smiles*
Lux; *crying* YOU......ARE.....ALL...DEAD....TO.....ME!!!! *trying to dodge but tosses Nyarth to the side where it's safe*
Tanner: *laughing hysterically*
Roland: *inside head* Shut up fool... *Tanner slowly stops laughing*
Xio: You never meant anything to me in the first place.
Lux: *lands on the safe side next to Nyarth* Thank God.... *sigh of relief*
Tanner: Eh *shrugs* Still a pretty cool dude, even though I just blew everything up around you.
Lux: *rolls Nyarth over* Wake up sport...you can't die...because....*smiles* I got a Hoard of Poffins!
Xio: I see what you did there... *grins*
Nyarth: *faint groan*
Tanner: Hmph *grins*
Xio: *pulls a fifth of Jack Daniel's whiskey out of his back pocket* Geez, so irritating...
Nyarth: *mutters* Thanks for... saving me big brother. *tries to smile but it looks like a grimace*
Tanner: Hmph. Nice choice.
Xio: Here *tosses another small bottle to Tanner*
Lux: Nyarth, if you don't get up on the count of three...you won't get to see your new girlfriends boobies...1..............2...............
Nyarth: *blinks* I don't have a girlfriend...
Lux:................2 1/2........
Nyarth: *struggles to get up*
Tanner: Cool. *catches it and opens it up and smiles*
Lux: *chuckles and lifts Nyarth over shoulder and goes back to Tanner and Xio*
Tanner: *looks at all of the destruction* Such amazing destruction...
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I was absolutely SOBBING during the whole thing!! You guys really were buttholes, beating up a kid!!! TTATT
-Eneko
