LYK I have been uber-clumsy today.
First up (vix Im sure your bro already told you about it) i slipped on a basketball, fell onto a big pile of chairs, and the cake that I was holding iced me. I got icing all the way down my pants ECT. I then couldn't get up because I was laughing so hard. (vix your bro actually fell over because he was laughing so much at me)
Second I went to give my dad a hug. He was standing next to a (mudbrick) wall. I accedently punched it. It hurt. And I now have grazes on my knuckles. Note to self. Don't punch anyone until this heals. (scrap that if using other hand)