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Caption Battle: Mining For Gold...

"It's that time again..."
"To get SomeGuy back into a regular schedule?"
"To start finishing Caption Battles on time?"
"No... it's time for... ah, forget it..."

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being very straight to the point: wanspell!

"Mom, there's an emo kid in our river."

In second place with a good ol' quote from times of old: Sakaki Sakura!

Yukito: ...uh... where am I?.... what happened?.... Ahhh! They took my freakin' kidney!

And in the coveted first place, sounding almost Zen-like with the good stuff... TheJimjams!

"If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, is the water warmer down stream?"

Many, many, many great captions this week. I'm extremely pleased and all the more sad I took longer to get this all done than I should have taken. Ah well... on to this week!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Nehszriah (that's "nezz-rye-ah", we learned) and features (again) the glory that is Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad. Dude with the 'fro is Chiba; dude without the 'fro is Ryusuke. Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And now I've got some more site work to catch up on. Later, guys - tchau!

(And no, that's not German.)

Otaku Attraction: The Matrix has Nothing on This

Hey, y'all. Kei here.

It's Friday, so that means it's time once again to get your official theOtaku AMV fix over at the Otaku Attraction World. I think it's something of a treat this week, but you all can be the judge of that. See you there!

theOtaku.com New York Anime Festival Schedule

This is probably being posted far too late, but the New York Anime Festival is this weekend and theOtaku.com will make a graceful appearance with two humble events:

Friday, September 26th 3 PM - "How To Get Famous Online" Talk By Adam, founder of theOtaku.com. Takes place in Anime Fandom Panel Room – 1A14

Sunday, September 28th 1:45 PM - "Color Me Perfect" Art Workshop by ElvesAteMyramen. Takes place in Anime Fandom Panel Room – 1A14

Try to make them if you can, especially the first one, since I have a feeling it'll be fairly empty due to the day and time.

Guru Comments Now Online

"It's about time!"

At long last, thanks to massin, we've incorporated comments into all quizzes on theOtaku.com. Comments will let people better compare results as well as give feedback to the quiz creator. Enjoy!

One New Quiz

It's time for another quiz. Just don’t forget to let Guru know what results you got.

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