Caption Battle: Wan-wan! Say Ahh!

"It's that time again..."
"To remember that people on the internet are jerks?"
"To wonder when they'll make a new map for Battlefield 1943?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being the first person to nail The Obvious Caption(TM): Allamorph!

"AUGH....you're home early."

In second place, making use of the Japanese-ness of the subject matter: KeenHavoc!

"What the hell is a BIDET and why would it do THAT!"

And in the coveted first place, with one of those wonderful "you get it after a short delayed reaction" captions... inufluffy12!

The moral of the story: Never flush your goldfish down the toilet. It'll only come back mutated and out for revenge.

Job well done, job well done... and now, moving on...

This week we'll once again pull from the cornucopia that is Desbreko's Imageshack and go with a rather random screencap from Mahoraba ~Heartful Days~. Actually, if anyone feels like keeping score, he actually gave me this screencap at the tail end of the infamous "Rozen Maiden Month"... besides the point, though. The human in the picture is Yukio Haibara; the dog puppet is Johnny; the monster coming out of the TV is a monster coming out of the TV. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: in Britain, it's called "the loo".

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