Caption Battle: Big Dreams, Tall Order...

"It's that time again..."
"To divide by zero?"
"To learn that he's not a walking bear?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, going "that one particular route": LoulouSegawa!

Miroku has a yaoi paddle in his other hand.

In second place, with a gutsy border-skirter: Allamorph!

Finding clever ways to smell your girlfriend's hair tip #6: Feign homophobia.

And in the coveted first place, for just straight up being awesome... red.alchemist!

Well, isn't that how dogs say hello?

Very nice, high five. Moving on...

So all my screencaps got mixed around so I no longer remember which came first and which did not. So we're gonna go with a new one courtesy of amandaxthomas and featuring good ol' Fullmetal Alchemist (possibly Brotherhood, I still haven't started that yet). You should all really know this by now, but just in case... girl on the left is Winry, guy on the right is Alphonse, and guy in the middle is Vic Minogna. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.

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