Caption Battle: Jipushi, Gimi Yua Tiazu!

"It's that time again..."
"To cry ourselves to sleep rather than face Boxing Week shopping?"
"To calculate how long mail takes to travel overseas during New Years'?"
"No... it's time for this week's (and likely this year's) caption battle!

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because I love rhyming: wallpaperotaku!

You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout and THIS is why.

In second place for making me read something with good delivery (yeah, that's right): red.alchemist!

Jesus died for everyone's sins. Except for writers of harem manga. The one who died for those was Keitaro.

And in the coveted first place, because a snappy one-liner will always rank high for me... Zero070810!

Apparently Japanese men do not have nipples.

I gotta say, this week was really good and there were some excellent, excellent shots out there. Thanks, guys! Now moving on...

This screencap shall probably finish 2009 with off-the-wall glee, once again courtesy of love966 and once again featuring the series Gag Manga Biyori. Also once again, I have no names. But that's fine, because the screenshot is awesome:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: everyone loves Quatchi. EVERYONE.

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