Caption Battle: Say It, Don't Spray It

"It's that time again..."
"To call the guests' names?"
"To call the guests names?"
"No, it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, well-balance in length and effect: longtime caption veteran Hana1991!

The sight of what fangirls did to Cloud made Reno question his desire to be popular.

In second place, doing a little celebrity-replacement with the figures involved: shiroDragon!

Reno (a.k.a. Ichigo): Dear God, is that what Otaku call grammar?! This could kill some time on the podcast this week!
Rude (a.k.a. Batou): Oh yes. We should thank them from the bottoms of our hearts. I mean, we’re not gonna be malicious about it or anything, but it’s there right?

And in the coveted first place, neither wasting time with too many details nor saying any more than what needed to be said to make it funny... Lady Katana!

Reno: I just KNOW you did NOT call me Axel!
Rude: Aw, you done done it now....

Job well done, peeps. Allegedly this was a hard picture with which to work. This week will probably not get much easier.

Still clearin' out the old screencaps that aren't from Galaxy Angel, Fruits Basket or Lupin comes a screencap courtesy of TimberWolf. This week we have a screencap from the series Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni and features from left to right: Keiichi, Mion, and Rena. So without further ado...

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. That is all; and yes, bonus points will go to those with proper apostrophe use. Maybe.

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