Caption Battle: Rrrrrrrrip!

"It's that time again..."
"To start learning Muay Thai?"
"To continue cursing the Blackhawks?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, keeping things current and relevant: Rei-syn!

Ash: What do you mean that I'm too old for Pokemon Black and White?

In second place, because I love Highlander and things that remind me of Highlander: Ace!

Ash receives news that he has been diagnosed with Anime Aging Disorder. He stands in silent, sorrowful contemplation at the realization that ten years from now, he will still be a ten year old boy, perpetually wandering the Earth in a quest to capture every species in a world that discovers 200 more every three years.

Misty, on the other hand, is now being told that her screentime is terminally ill.

And in the coveted first place for just being super snappy and all-encompassing of the entire image... Dradonstorm!

And the father is....

I need to say it, I'm super impressed by this week's entries. There weren't a whole lot of them, but quality over quantity is a wonderful thing sometimes. Well done, everyone!

Alright, so this week's screencap comes courtesy of kittens 3 and features the series "Наруто: Ураганные легенды". The characters, from left to right, are Neji Hyuuga, Tenten, and Rock Lee. I know, real names; I'm going soft on you guys...

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: it is cleaner to wipe front to back.

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