Caption Battle: Reich Beats Res Publica...

"It's that time again..."
"To work on cardio?"
"To stop talking trash?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, speaking nothing but the truth: Grayfire!

Obviously, gas prices are too high.

In second place, with an inconvenient caption: Neko Nana Mode!

Haruhi stands tall as she guides her minions in the ways of Al Gore.

And in the coveted first place, with what I can simply describe as "truly amusing literature"... the returning caption champion, Ace!

This looks profoundly unsafe at first glance, but upon further investigation, you will notice that Yuki is actually riding an invisible unicycle, meaning that what you are witnessing is only remarkably unsafe.

Y'know, even with as few entries as we had, I quite enjoyed many of them. Well done, folks.

This week's screencap comes courtesy of ouransgirl and features the series Hetalia: Axis Powers. On the left is the Roman Empire; on the right is Germany. It's Hetalia, that's how they roll:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: target in the center, pull the switch.

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