"It's that time again..."
"To learn jiu-jitsu?"
"To pick up a prostitute in GTA 4 and pay her to do things but then afterwards get out of the car and mug her to get your money back and then you feel really horrible about it for a little while but you didn't save your game afterwards so it's like it never happened and doesn't count and then you feel better?"
"...........no... no, it's time for this week's caption battle!"
But first, last week's winners:
In third place, being the most robust, well-rounded version of all the similarly-themed captions: cutepresea!
Note: Never sneak up on a female gamer when she's in the middle of a boss battle.
In second place, taking an older joke that only got funnier the more I thought about how it'll sound when Batou reads it: 3-week streak placer Calaya!
In Soviet Russia, Nintendo Wii beats you!
And in the coveted first place position, with a good, solid caption that is possibly funnier than she may have even intended... fangirl101!
Dead or Alive Xtreme: 1
Eikichi Onizuka: 0 (and a trip to the bathroom)
Congratulations, everyone! This was a really good week with a lot of really good captions.
Let this be a good point for this week: I am definitely more than willing to consider nominations for winners in the comments as well as the captions themselves. Just sayin'. That out of the way, let's hit up this week!
So this week's screencap comes courtesy of Dark Lord XIII and features the anime D.Gray-Man (another one of those amazing shows I've yet to see). The characters, going from left to right, are: Miranda Lotto (brown hair), Lenalee Lee (blue hair), and Allen Walker (clock). This one should be pretty easy to use, I hope:
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.
And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So yeah, go nuts... 'til next week, I'll be playing GTA4, waiting...
